My grass is pissing me off

[High Art]

shyt is still growing even though it's damn near winter. It makes no damn sense.
I may even have to cut the fukker since cutting season has ended.


I literally pulled up a chair and stared at that fukker like

for a decent while before heading out.

How do I stop this fukker from growing? I've had enough.

 

[High Art]

Getting hoed out by my own grass on my own property. I mean really now.

 

[Electric Relaxation]

Had to cut my shyt yesterday.

I use a plant growth regulator during the summer to slow growth down—if this keeps up I’m going to spray another round. Need a nice cool front to slow things down (but not too cold)

 

[Damba]

My shyt been stopped growing. I cut it and edged it about 8 weeks ago and it looks the same. I’m in Louisiana too where it’s still hot af.

 

[LowkeyD]

Zone? Type?

Find Your Growing Zone √ USDA Zone Map √ Planting Zones √ Growing Zone

USDA Plant Hardiness Zone – Grow Organic

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[newarkhiphop]

shyt is still growing even though it's damn near winter. It makes no damn sense.
I may even have to cut the fukker since cutting season has ended.


I literally pulled up a chair and stared at that fukker like

for a decent while before heading out.

How do I stop this fukker from growing? I've had enough.

 

[B86]

Granted I’m in FL, but my wife texted me earlier talking about the grass man is outside cutting. I’m like wtf, it’s damn near Christmas?! But I guess; he’s on a contract so ain’t hurting me no extra

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

climate change

all i got are those onions coming up and ill take the weedwacker to those soon. Gonna spread alot more clover out this year to come up and choke out the crabgrass before mid summer.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Why do you need a lawn? Grow some food instead.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

be grateful. it be some winters where i'm like I just want to see green again

snow is beautiful while it's falling and then when its untouched then it's a nuisance until spring.

 

[Buddy]

shyt is still growing even though it's damn near winter. It makes no damn sense.
I may even have to cut the fukker since cutting season has endehttps://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn.jerrybaker.com/images/uploads/150_140_popup.pngd.


I literally pulled up a chair and stared at that fukker like

for a decent while before heading out.

How do I stop this fukker from growing? I've had enough.

You can get one of these for about $10 if you don't have one already. Mix 2 parts gasoline with 1 water and douse the fukk out of it just before sundown. Ideally you wanna let that do it's thing but if you have kids, get up before sunrise and spray over the lawn again with pure water to wash away any pollutants.

 

[Lord_nikon]

lmao

https://www.homedepot.com/p/GREENLINE-ARTIFICIAL-GRASS-Jade-15-ft-Wide-x-Cut-to-Length-Green-Artificial-Grass-Carpet-GLJADE50CTL/204256790

 

[Breh13]

Went synthetic grass some time. fukk cutting all year round.

 

[High Art]

You can get one of these for about $10 if you don't have one already. Mix 2 parts gasoline with 1 water and douse the fukk out of it just before sundown. Ideally you wanna let that do it's thing but if you have kids, get up before sunrise and spray over the lawn again with pure water to wash away any pollutants.

 

[Buddy]

I'm trolling my ass off breh don't do that No telling what it might do long term.



One time I told @jadillac to "slip" on some water he intentionally spilled and punch his coworker in the face so he could return to Working From Home + Worker's Comp. He knew not to do it tho. I just be typing shyt for the fukkery sometimes