My homeboy ain't getting no p*ssy because his house stank

[Hijo de luna]

There I said it. He still live in the same house as when we were kids. His parents moved out and left it to him. Every since we were kids that family, house and all, has had this funky smell. But they family to me.

I'm going to have to figure out a way to tell him. I don't really have a good answer for the "nikka it took you 20 years to tell me?"

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

right, your "boy"

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Ya, all the nikka need is some febreze and he'll be swimming in hoes

 

[BrehWyatt]

So what's stopping him from smashing at the chicks' cribs?

 

[thirdeye]

steamclean the carpets if they have carpet

 

[flea]

i live in filth and i've had teachers, nurses, accountants sleep over in this shythole after getting their backs blown out. they sleep like fukking babies on my jizz, piss, shyt stained mattress.

 

[Money Be Green]

i live in filth and i've had teachers, nurses, accountants sleep over in this shythole after getting their backs blown out. they sleep like fukking babies on my jizz, piss, shyt stained mattress.

 

[b. woods]

at the thread title

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

i live in filth and i've had teachers, nurses, accountants sleep over in this shythole after getting their backs blown out. they sleep like fukking babies on my jizz, piss, shyt stained mattress.

This is the realest shyt posted.

 

[Couth]

Everyones house has a smell.

Help homie do some spring cleaning. Get some potpourri. And make sure he has a nice bedset.


Personally i've fukked females on project carpeting. But not all females get down like that. A lot of them do need everything to be spotless to feel comfortable.

 

[BocaRear]

i live in filth and i've had teachers, nurses, accountants sleep over in this shythole after getting their backs blown out. they sleep like fukking babies on my jizz, piss, shyt stained mattress.

dis nikka comin for @Monster & @Indica's struggle throne :FLABANDBLESS:

 

[flea]

dis nikka comin for @Monster & @Indica's struggle throne :FLABANDBLESS:

coming? I BIRTHED them :drunkflea:

 

[Strapped]

Start with 1 room at a time, if you have dough throw all furniture away including rugs &stop being a slob mayne

 

[Fckumeen]

i live in filth and i've had teachers, nurses, accountants sleep over in this shythole after getting their backs blown out. they sleep like fukking babies on my jizz, piss, shyt stained mattress.

Teach me.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Dude need to scrub the walls with bleach.