My homeboy just asked me to blow in his eye to get something out

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on some real shyt. this nikka had the nerve to expect me to spread his eyelid for him.:childplease:

him:"nikka quit playing and spread my eyelid"

me:"breh, gone somewhere with that bullshyt. spread them shyts yoself"

him:"if I did, my hands gon be in the way and you won't be close enough"

me::wtf:
 

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He asked you to blow something out of his eye? That's a little weird, but not gay. There's nothing erotic about someone blowing in your eye. And if he asks to do it softly, what did you expect? Who wants someone sending a tornado into their eye?

Now if asks you to blow in his ear...:krs:
 

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did he look at you like this after

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