My Homie Jus Swung On His Girl

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

So it's just us & we all chillin at Homie's crib

Me, My Girl, Him, His girl & anotha Homie (Who looks like he's pregnant. Imagine a Fat goofy nikka)

Homie: "Let's go out yall Im hungry"

Homie's Girl: "I made all this mf food just yesterday"

Homie: "Rotten p*ssy don't count bytch "

Fat Homie:

Me:

My Chick: ""

Homie's Girl:

Me:

Fat homie:

Homie:" Aye I was tryna be coo-"

The Sound of that slap alone could split Oceans


Homie looks back like:

Homie's Girl: "You gon treat me with respect

I'm not one of your GOTDAMN slut- "

I tackle my homie into the table tryin to restrain him while this bytch is throwin shyt at my back ()

nikka runs upstairs nd locks the door

Homies Chick: "That nikka swings like a bytch "

My phone's ringin & it's my homie

Homie: "I stood my ground right nikka ?"

Me:

Homie: "When she sues me you got me right?"

I hung up & walked out the door & I realized one thing

Homie's ain't shyt

 

[Arc]

Fact that he asked you that shows he's beta simp for 90% of relationship and tried to take a stand.

 

[TXTrill1]

Cool story breh

 

[Remote]

So what did yall decide to eat?

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

So what did yall decide to eat?

 

[yo moms]

whats wrong with this? another violent thug woman attacks a man first then cries to the courts when he defends himself. this is a fukking joke and women need to be held accountable if they want to push this feminism shyt.

 

[ben anderson]

 

[Supreme HD]

Women aint shyt

#HOH

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

Yo whole life's a bytch

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Naw op is telling the truth, Im the fat homie in the story.

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Your friend sounds like a bytch nikka

 

[SadimirPutin]

sounds like your homie and his girl have exchanged hands before

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Lol he ran upstairs and locked the door. What a herb.

 

[BabyFaceKillahh]

Lock them both in the room they'll be fukking before you even close the door.

 

[Another Man]

So it's just us & we all chillin at Homie's crib

Me, My Girl, Him, His girl & anotha Homie (Who looks like he's pregnant. Imagine a Fat goofy nikka)

Homie: "Let's go out yall Im hungry"

Homie's Girl: "I made all this mf food just yesterday"

Homie: "Rotten p*ssy don't count bytch "

Fat Homie:

Me:

My Chick: ""

Homie's Girl:

Me:

Fat homie:

Homie:" Aye I was tryna be coo-"

The Sound of that slap alone could split Oceans


Homie looks back like:

Homie's Girl: "You gon treat me with respect

I'm not one of your GOTDAMN slut- "

I tackle my homie into the table tryin to restrain him while this bytch is throwin shyt at my back ()

nikka runs upstairs nd locks the door

Homies Chick: "That nikka swings like a bytch "

My phone's ringin & it's my homie

Homie: "I stood my ground right nikka ?"

Me:

Homie: "When she sues me you got me right?"

I hung up & walked out the door & I realized one thing

Homie's ain't shyt

Your homies a bytch nikka, but this part has me fukking weak