my homie's girl told him "I want u OUT when I get home from work!"

[Buckeye Fever]

He played dead on the living room floor, and when she got there, she was hysterical, and he raised up and said "see, u dont want me to leave"

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

 

[flusterose]

 

[Ashley Banks]

 

[ugksam]

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

 

[Shady_Kent]

 

[andre patton]

She was probably in hysterics cause she thought she was bout to catch a case.

shyt woulda got real if that were me. Cause the bytch woulda seen me pull out my "dispose of a body" kit lookin like:

 

[SmoothOperator88]

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

 

[jwinfield]

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

 

[Silver Surfer]

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

 

[L&HH]