My lady heard me having some guy talk last night smh

[Pool_Shark]

I’m at the liquor store yesterday. The guy behind the counter always hooks me up with free booze. I’m making another trip and I thought I hung up with my gf.

i go to the counter and ask the dude, does anyone still buy those porn mags? He’s like yeah there’s some old guy that comes and buys 3 at a time.

There’s an Asian massage parlor behind the store and I told him I saw it was on tug maps. We start talking back and forth about massage places and then I bounce.

I’m feeling good, then my chick calls me. She’s like your fukking gross dude, how could not know I was still on the phone.




My argument is that it’s how guys talk. I’m sure when she talks with her girlfriends they’re not being nuns discussing verses from the Bible.

 

[Diondon]

Well, shyt
She wasn't meant to hear that. Tell her to move around.

 

[Nymbus]

tug maps..?

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

I’m sorry, rub and tug places are for lonely old men, the autistic, and perverts.

Why are you not getting your dikk sucked by the cute girl at work or the bussa you brought home from the club, like normal well-adjusted men?

 

[Another Man]

I’m at the liquor store yesterday. The guy behind the counter always hooks me up with free booze. I’m making another trip and I thought I hung up with my gf.

i go to the counter and ask the dude, does anyone still buy those porn mags? He’s like yeah there’s some old guy that comes and buys 3 at a time.

There’s an Asian massage parlor behind the store and I told him I saw it was on tug maps. We start talking back and forth about massage places and then I bounce.

I’m feeling good, then my chick calls me. She’s like your fukking gross dude, how could not know I was still on the phone.




My argument is that it’s how guys talk. I’m sure when she talks with her girlfriends they’re not being nuns discussing verses from the Bible.

 

[WetinBeDat]

should've pretended you did it on purpose

 

[MJ Truth]

I’m at the liquor store yesterday. The guy behind the counter always hooks me up with free booze. I’m making another trip and I thought I hung up with my gf.

i go to the counter and ask the dude, does anyone still buy those porn mags? He’s like yeah there’s some old guy that comes and buys 3 at a time.

There’s an Asian massage parlor behind the store and I told him I saw it was on tug maps. We start talking back and forth about massage places and then I bounce.

I’m feeling good, then my chick calls me. She’s like your fukking gross dude, how could not know I was still on the phone.




My argument is that it’s how guys talk. I’m sure when she talks with her girlfriends they’re not being nuns discussing verses from the Bible.

I gotta keep it 1000, I don't talk to the guy working the counter at the liquor store about massage parlors and tugmaps.

 

[Mowgli]

I’m at the liquor store yesterday. The guy behind the counter always hooks me up with free booze. I’m making another trip and I thought I hung up with my gf.

i go to the counter and ask the dude, does anyone still buy those porn mags? He’s like yeah there’s some old guy that comes and buys 3 at a time.

There’s an Asian massage parlor behind the store and I told him I saw it was on tug maps. We start talking back and forth about massage places and then I bounce.

I’m feeling good, then my chick calls me. She’s like your fukking gross dude, how could not know I was still on the phone.




My argument is that it’s how guys talk. I’m sure when she talks with her girlfriends they’re not being nuns discussing verses from the Bible.

Ask her for a tug job?

 

[Krisrunner2049]

I’m sorry, rub and tug places are for lonely old men, the autistic, and perverts.

Why are you not getting your dikk sucked by the cute girl at work or the bussa you brought home from the club, like normal well-adjusted men?

As a former military yung nikka I gotta say that’s not true. I heard nikkas planning on hitting up massage spots the minute we graduated basicyou needa get out more breh and get ya mind out of the 1980sit’s new shyt

 

[Lord_nikon]

should have text back this gif

 

[killacal]

tug maps..?

Sounds like weed maps for places that do happy endings

 

[killacal]

I gotta keep it 1000, I don't talk to the guy working the counter at the liquor store about massage parlors and tugmaps.

I thought this was a thread about his homie

nikkas must got no friends to be out here talking to cashier's like this

 

[Strapped]

Tell her to mind her own gawd damn business op

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

*awaits Spin thread*

 

[FaTaL]

I’m at the liquor store yesterday. The guy behind the counter always hooks me up with free booze. I’m making another trip and I thought I hung up with my gf.

i go to the counter and ask the dude, does anyone still buy those porn mags? He’s like yeah there’s some old guy that comes and buys 3 at a time.

There’s an Asian massage parlor behind the store and I told him I saw it was on tug maps. We start talking back and forth about massage places and then I bounce.

I’m feeling good, then my chick calls me. She’s like your fukking gross dude, how could not know I was still on the phone.




My argument is that it’s how guys talk. I’m sure when she talks with her girlfriends they’re not being nuns discussing verses from the Bible.

your own damn fault