My mom bringing fried chicken in tinfoil and hot sauce in her purse to the movies...

[Buckeye Fever]

You can tell whether or not a woman is high maintenance by whether or not she cool with bringing cheaper food into the theater than then overpriced shyt they sell/ eating out just before you go so not hungry

or if they demand to eat the theater food instead.

When me and my wife started dating, 1st time I took her to the movies, she was like "lets stop by walgreens"


I thought it was for condoms, but it was for snacks

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I have put mcdonald's burgers in my pocket prior to entering a movie before

When my aunt took us to see Poetic Justice, she put a gang of Hot N' Now burgers in her purse. We were passing burgers between us like relay batons

 

[Breh Obama]

There ain’t nothing more hilarious than hearing a soda can open in the movie theater

 

[Luke Cage]

When me and my wife started dating, 1st time I took her to the movies, she was like "lets stop by walgreens"


I thought it was for condoms, but it was for snacks

She was clearly a keeper. Only thing i buy my girlfriend at the theater is a extra large soda. That's more of a hassle to smuggle in and you usually get free refills anyway so i fill that shyt back up at least once during the movie and again on our way out and feel like i got a bargin.

 

[Chris Cool]

There ain’t nothing more hilarious than hearing a soda can open in the movie theater

The "tssssk" is so embarrassingly loud.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

She was clearly a keeper. Only thing i buy my girlfriend at the theater is a extra large soda. That's more of a hassle to smuggle in and you usually get free refills anyway so i fill that shyt back up at least once during the movie and again on our way out and feel like i got a bargin.

Exactly.

Theaters have some of the most outrageous prices, and sometimes, the dates be expired on them boxes of candy. Only thing guaranteed to be fresh are the drinks and popcorn

 

[Clayton Endicott]

There ain’t nothing more hilarious than hearing a soda can open in the movie theater

I look in direction of the sound like and

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

I've snuck in through the actual theater door with boxes of pizza, chicken wings, 2 liters and cups for everybody with me

 

[Robo Squirrel]

When me and my wife started dating, 1st time I took her to the movies, she was like "lets stop by walgreens"


I thought it was for condoms, but it was for snacks

Makes sense. She use EBT though? You winning then.

 

[Luke Cage]

Exactly.

Theaters have some of the most outrageous prices, and sometimes, the dates be expired on them boxes of candy. Only thing guaranteed to be fresh are the drinks and popcorn

And its really no excuse for women either, because they usually carry big ass purses anyway. I can't shove a mcdouble into my back pocket. But she got a literal picnic basket hanging from her arm.

 

[darealvelle]

There ain’t nothing more hilarious than hearing a soda can open in the movie theater

shyt I use to bring 211s in the theater.

 

[Luke Cage]

shyt I use to bring 211s in the theater.

You just brought me back,
when i was broke as hell, i used to get zooted off some 211's, black and mild, and a nickle sack of weed. 10 dollars was all i needed to have myself a good time.
haven't touched that shyt since like 2008 tho

 

[darealvelle]

You just brought me back,
when i was broke as hell, i used to get zooted off some 211's, black and mild, and nickle sack of weed.

$1.17 baby lol