My mom's boyfriend just laid a stack of job applications on my bed

[Erik DiMera]

I don't understand. My mom knows that I'm trying to become a professional gamer and magneto impersonator for a vegas burlesque. This guy just moved in and is trying to steal my spot as man in the house, help.

 

[Axum Ezana]

 

[mamba]

Only a matter of time, breh

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Wicked jumpshot or slang crack rock, son.......

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I don't understand. My mom knows that I'm trying to become a professional gamer and magneto impersonator for a vegas burlesque. This guy just moved in and is trying to steal my spot as man in the house, help.

How are you the man of the house and cant put food on the table. You're just at the table, eating what your mother put there. Hes trying to help you and you should take his advice and start working. Whats the last gaming tournament you won enough money to feed your family with?

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Erik DiMera]

How are you the man of the house and cant put food on the table. You're just at the table, eating what your mother put there. Hes trying to help you and you should take his advice and start working. Whats the last gaming tournament you won enough money to feed your family with?

Its so demonic, friends.

I pay my mom $150 a month for room and board

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I pay my mom $150 a month for room and board

Not enough. Pay 500.

 

[Smoke]

 

[killacal]

I don't understand. My mom knows that I'm trying to become a professional gamer and magneto impersonator for a vegas burlesque. This guy just moved in and is trying to steal my spot as man in the house, help.

Magneto impersonator
@R=G

 

[Erik DiMera]

Not enough. Pay 500.

why should I? My money is for me. I'll take her to ihop and refuse to eat to guilt trip her into treating.



I spend money on lickable cheekbones

 

[Mr. Somebody]

why should I? My money is for me. I'll take her to ihop and refuse to eat to guilt trip her into treating.



I spend money on lickable cheekbones

Because you're living in her home friend. Imagine someone living in your room, using your bathroom, leaving shaved hair all in your sink and urine on your toilet, and eating up all the food in your house and giving you 75 dollar to buy more food and cleaning products. Its sickening. You sound like you dont respect your mother, or what shes been able to provide for you in terms of living accomodations. Giving your mother a small amount of money so you can then use the rest to entertain women is pathetic and not what a man does. You're still a little boy so its right for a Man to come in and put you on the right path to independence by showing you the importance of work.

How can you give your mother 150 a month with no job. Stop lying friend.

 

[FUPA]

why should I? My money is for me. I'll take her to ihop and refuse to eat to guilt trip her into treating.



I spend money on lickable cheekbones

Hope that guy is pounding your moms ass every night for you being a disrespectful bytch.

 

[mortuus est]

 

[Cory MBA]

Because you're living in her home friend. Imagine someone living in your room, using your bathroom, leaving shaved hair all in your sink and urine on your toilet, and eating up all the food in your house and giving you 75 dollar to buy more food and cleaning products. Its sickening. You sound like you dont respect your mother, or what shes been able to provide for you in terms of living accomodations. Giving your mother a small amount of money so you can then use the rest to entertain women is pathetic and not what a man does. You're still a little boy so its right for a Man to come in and put you on the right path to independence by showing you the importance of work.

How can you give your mother 150 a month with no job. Stop lying friend.

:toomuch:

 

[onelastdeath]

Ain't you like 35?