My mothers best friend...

[Strapped]

Update:

Yeah I kinda smashed my homie but not really... Like I said shes a homie

So we were drinking and smoking, got into it a lil bit, but we both wasn't feelin it.

She's bad but going through some shyt and got a nikka she really like.. So I felt bad trying to pressure her out of that

So we stopped (I stopped actually) and we just smoked and talked... I was just looking for someone I knew in town to chill with and she told me to hit her once I got here

Btw.. I've smashed her before, multiple times in the past but she's such a cool person that I felt bad for trying. She got a good nikka trying to hold her down so im like now.

Ill just stop by whenever I'm in town and chop it up but thats it.

And no, im not going to try and smash my moms friend... I'm gonna try to sweet talk her into putting me down with her daughter (and not the one with 2 kids already... Even though she's not bad and Im already cool with her son)

Much respect on you thinking & doing the right thing

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

What momma don't know won't hurt

 

[Techniec]

I done fukked a whole household of females drunk once... Legendary

Eight pages in and I'm the only one who noticed this?

Speak on it my man

 

[DPresidential]

I'm just gonna say this.. She's an oldskool redbone from New Orleans. I never looked at her as anything crazy but i am good at subliminals and yeah...


Yeah...

And no, she's not unattractive at all. Just... Old. Not too old but much older than me. And she's ALWAYS been physical with me.. I can tell



Drunk OTIS is a wild boy

You shouldn't do it.

On paper...no big deal, but the actual act...

Is she going to need lubrication for her shyt?

Does she smell like the other type of women your mother chills with? Like church, and old school makeup and perfume.

Does she have all her teeth? Dentures?
Are you sure she gives head? Are you going to have to give her old school ass a 13 minute diplomatic talk about how young women do it and after hesitation she is on some "ill just pick kiss it" bullshyt?

What's her hygiene like, nikka?

Does she use access-a-ride?

shyt won't be fun, breh.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

You shouldn't do it.

On paper...no big deal, but the actual act...

Is she going to need lubrication for her shyt?

Does she smell like the other type of women your mother chills with? Like church, and old school makeup and perfume.

Does she have all her teeth? Dentures?
Are you sure she gives head? Are you going to have to give her old school ass a 13 minute diplomatic talk about how young women do it and after hesitation she is on some "ill just pick kiss it" bullshyt?

What's her hygiene like, nikka?

Does she use access-a-ride?

shyt won't be fun, breh.

I didn't bro but she's not THAT old either

She works out more than me too

Eight pages in and I'm the only one who noticed this?

Speak on it my man

Another thread for another time my guy

 

[mannyrs13]

3 of my Aunt's want me to fukk.
2 of them direct blood.
bytches are pathetic.

@H@LLOW, we done found your successor.

 

[H@LLOW]

Do it for the culture.