i be sitting around bored af, so i look thru my kitchen and take note of what i need.
then i cross the hall to this dudes crib and just list off shyt i need. yo...my man made
a bee line to his kitchen and gave me everything!
laundry day rolls around and i don't feel like getting change, guess who's gonna
donate to the Orb's laundry fund? this clown straight up handed me his change jar.
3 months later and his jar is still cleaning my drawers.
last week i had some friends swinging by for the evening.
they were gonna be here in 15-20 min and i had to take a shyt.
fukk i look like stinking up the crib before they show up?
knocked on the kids door and didn't even say hello.
just muscled through the door as soon as i heard the lock open.
said "lemme use you bathroom.", he said something then i locked myself
in his bathroom. i disrespected this man's bathroom, didn't even flush.
went through his medicine cabinet too.
i hope he stays around for a while.
then i cross the hall to this dudes crib and just list off shyt i need. yo...my man made
a bee line to his kitchen and gave me everything!
laundry day rolls around and i don't feel like getting change, guess who's gonna
donate to the Orb's laundry fund? this clown straight up handed me his change jar.
3 months later and his jar is still cleaning my drawers.
last week i had some friends swinging by for the evening.
they were gonna be here in 15-20 min and i had to take a shyt.
fukk i look like stinking up the crib before they show up?
knocked on the kids door and didn't even say hello.
just muscled through the door as soon as i heard the lock open.
said "lemme use you bathroom.", he said something then i locked myself
in his bathroom. i disrespected this man's bathroom, didn't even flush.
went through his medicine cabinet too.
i hope he stays around for a while.
Troll story or not, this isn't an alpha scenario or whatever you think it is