BelowTheMasonDixon
Veteran
Got of work a few hours ago. Told this young nikka I use to rap in my hey day and what not, and dude wanted to hear me spit. Keep in mind I'm 31 and he just turned 20. So I got a beat cd and what not. Of real instrumental shyt you can rap too, like where your lyrics are the focus and not the beat. I play like 10 straight beats and dude is not hearing any of it. He's like, nah fam, where's XYZ beat or ABC beat, and etc...I'm trying to explain to him, some beats are meant for freestyling, some are for writing songs, and some are for neither(My OP of course) dude is just hell flustered so I pop another cd in and "Cut that bytch off instrumental is on it" so he's like bet. By this time, I'm ready to go home, drink a beer and get on the coli for I cash out for the morning.
But yo the beat comes on and this nikka starts sounding like Kung Fu Joe or some shyt. lots of Wooh's and shyt. He rubbing his head like he sweating. I'm just sitting back like
Where is this going. And the first bar this nikka kicks is. "I'm a vampire, MY RAP NAME DRACULA" So I turn the radio down real quick for he gets going.ME: Hold up fam. Is that your real rap name?
HIM: Yeah, I'm DRACULA
Me:
Him:
Ain't nobody in the industry named Dracula.Me:
Why you choose that name?Him:
Cause I'm a blood.Me:
Him:
Vampires and blood go together. Me:
So what's your CD going to be called.Him:
"Blood Drive" I'm a be steering a casket, through a river of blood.Me:
I can't even get to the conclusion I'm tired, and my feet hurt. but gotdamn if i laugh my way home on the interstate. looking like.
shyt was comedy.
