my sister's BULLshytT ass good news......

[myBlackisGodly]

My sister calls me and tells me she coming through to share some good news.

I think "cool, her man proposed"


She comes over...I'm waiting for her to show off the ring. She sits me down to tell me her and her man are trying to have a baby



I respond "oh aight, when ya'll plan on getting married"

she laughs that shyt off and say " we talking about that too"

i ask "are ya talking about this baby or already tryin"

her: "tryin"





she goes on and says "people do it all the time"

I tell her dumb bytches do it all the time. I understand if it was a slip up but purposely planning on having a child and making that commitment before you know for sure that man is ready to spend the rest of your life with you is foolish....I proceed to ask her, is he the first boyfriend you had that talked about marriage and children with...

she's like



I tell her exactly, stop being stupid.

She leaves fuming





Calls me a couple days later to tell me she's back on birth control cuz she talked to her man about marriage n he aint seem too confident



My question is....why the fukk are ya'll ladies out here fallin for high school "when we get older I'ma marry you" lines? And brehs....why ya'll out here okay with havin babies with women you aint sure you want to share your life with? I understand slip ups...but purposely plannin a baby when you aint plannin a wedding is foolish...it aint money...babies cost more....so wtf is it? creating a life is no joke...ya'll out here wild'n

 

[benjamin]

My sister calls me and tells me she coming through to share some good news.

I think "cool, her man proposed"


She comes over...I'm waiting for her to show off the ring. She sits me down to tell me her and her man are trying to have a baby



I respond "oh aight, when ya'll plan on getting married"

she laughs that shyt off and say " we talking about that too"

i ask "are ya talking about this baby or already tryin"

her: "tryin"





she goes on and says "people do it all the time"

I tell her dumb bytches do it all the time. I understand if it was a slip up but purposely planning on having a child and making that commitment before you know for sure that man is ready to spend the rest of your life with you is foolish....I proceed to ask her, is he the first boyfriend you had that talked about marriage and children with...

she's like



I tell her exactly, stop being stupid.

She leaves fuming





Calls me a couple days later to tell me she's back on birth control cuz she talked to her man about marriage n he aint seem too confident



My question is....why the fukk are ya'll ladies out here fallin for high school "when we get older I'ma marry you" lines? And brehs....why ya'll out here okay with havin babies with women you aint sure you want to share your life with? I understand slip ups...but purposely plannin a baby when you aint plannin a wedding is foolish...it aint money...babies cost more....so wtf is it? creating a life is no joke...ya'll out here wild'n

 

[Diondon]

Good shyt You supposed to put your female kin up on game.

 

[BrehWyatt]

My sister calls me and tells me she coming through to share some good news.

I think "cool, her man proposed"


She comes over...I'm waiting for her to show off the ring. She sits me down to tell me her and her man are trying to have a baby



I respond "oh aight, when ya'll plan on getting married"

she laughs that shyt off and say " we talking about that too"

i ask "are ya talking about this baby or already tryin"

her: "tryin"





she goes on and says "people do it all the time"

I tell her dumb bytches do it all the time. I understand if it was a slip up but purposely planning on having a child and making that commitment before you know for sure that man is ready to spend the rest of your life with you is foolish....I proceed to ask her, is he the first boyfriend you had that talked about marriage and children with...

she's like



I tell her exactly, stop being stupid.

She leaves fuming





Calls me a couple days later to tell me she's back on birth control cuz she talked to her man about marriage n he aint seem too confident



My question is....why the fukk are ya'll ladies out here fallin for high school "when we get older I'ma marry you" lines? And brehs....why ya'll out here okay with havin babies with women you aint sure you want to share your life with? I understand slip ups...but purposely plannin a baby when you aint plannin a wedding is foolish...it aint money...babies cost more....so wtf is it? creating a life is no joke...ya'll out here wild'n

I wish I could rep you for not only top-flight brotherdom, but also looking out for your fellow breh.

 

[basketball reasons]

women have a clock and their bodies and society constantly telling them to have kids. If shes 30 or older theres no reason for her not to try if she really wants one. Except if shes trying to use it to keep a man then its a bad idea

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Excellent family cock-block...

 

[BlackAchilles]

 

[Marco Andretti]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeespekkkkkkk

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Good job op. Any pics of your sister

 

[Jasmine20]

You're a great and smart brother. I wonder the same thing with people with that mindset. So you're ready to commit to an expensive and a possibly stressful lifetime (especially if you have a disabled child or a child who's a habitual fukk-up) raising children but marrying someone is something you're not ready for? Dumb as hell.

 

[BocaRear]

Your sister was about to have baby mama drama , good looking out

 

[ultraflexed]

My sister calls me and tells me she coming through to share some good news.

I think "cool, her man proposed"


She comes over...I'm waiting for her to show off the ring. She sits me down to tell me her and her man are trying to have a baby



I respond "oh aight, when ya'll plan on getting married"

she laughs that shyt off and say " we talking about that too"

i ask "are ya talking about this baby or already tryin"

her: "tryin"





she goes on and says "people do it all the time"

I tell her dumb bytches do it all the time. I understand if it was a slip up but purposely planning on having a child and making that commitment before you know for sure that man is ready to spend the rest of your life with you is foolish....I proceed to ask her, is he the first boyfriend you had that talked about marriage and children with...

she's like



I tell her exactly, stop being stupid.

She leaves fuming





Calls me a couple days later to tell me she's back on birth control cuz she talked to her man about marriage n he aint seem too confident



My question is....why the fukk are ya'll ladies out here fallin for high school "when we get older I'ma marry you" lines? And brehs....why ya'll out here okay with havin babies with women you aint sure you want to share your life with? I understand slip ups...but purposely plannin a baby when you aint plannin a wedding is foolish...it aint money...babies cost more....so wtf is it? creating a life is no joke...ya'll out here wild'n

You the real MVP

 

[ultraflexed]

Good job op. Any pics of your sister

Foul....that's a Tech 1......lmao

 

[...o3]

GetMarriedBruhs....................or you're gonna get cocked blocked by her bruh

 

[wickedsm]

Good job op.



Eta
Start showing her exactly which bushes Ole boy needs to be thrown in
She knows you give good advice