My sons mom brought him an Xbox for his birthday

[The Mad Titan]

Sony stans since the start of the year

 

[Loose]

Could have been worse, coulda been a Playstation

 

[rdj]

Just make sure he gets that

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

*calls CPS

 

[Rekkapryde]

I see why she’s just a baby mama now

 

[Mike809]

Start of his emo phase.

 

[SupaHotIce]

Vile

 

[AStrangeName]

That's nice of her, sorry for your son tho

 

[summwunn]

...pawn shop or eBay ?!?!!

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Should have did that to her as soon as he unwrapped it.

That’s like getting a Jaguar instead of a psone back in the day

Calling ops wife a bytch huh.. foul

 

[Ironman]

I see why she’s just a baby mama now

 

[PS5 Pro]

As most know, I'm a certified detective. I see clues like Columbo
Now let me gather all the evidence here....

Ok, I think I got it.
The premise of this thread would imply you're not a virgin but the lie detector test determined... That's a lie
But for shyts and giggles lets play along further...

So with the premise right, that implies that he already has a PS5
Now his mama when buying a videogame system, would likely know that he already had one.
And when she heard he only had a janky PS5, her motherly instincts kicked in and she provided for her child.

Spoiler

You couldn't handle a real one

But that's some cockiness to just assume all that and mothers ain't about to waste no console bread without knwoning

So in conclusion, your son was like MOM, Dad on his bullshyt. Can you hook a YN up so I don't have to sell the PS5 and then get into with dad again

And NOW you feel some kind of way about all this and you ran here to cry about

Spoiler

Xbox Shuffle

 

[Sly Cookin]

2025, where Dads talk shyt about their sons on Internet forums

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Not a big deal if he's mostly playing sports games and major AAA titles.

GamePass can add some value.

If he's big on Sony exclusives or all his homies are on PS5, that's tough.

 

[Fillerguy]

"My son's mom"

no wonder there's a lack of guidance in the household