My wack ass simp game #2

[AllHolosEve]

I need help brehs, I keep getting laughed at by the guys & called mean & a a$$hole by my girl... I try simpin on her... But Im still failing... I know I fukk it myself half the time but damn... This shyt really hard... I need help

Me: How was work babe???
Her: I had a really hard time...
Me:You aint had a hard time yet..

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Her: Sometimes I just wanna kill myself...
Me: Ill kill it for you...
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Co-worker: I think he only likes me for my boobs...
Me: Sometimes you just wanna be titty smacked...
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She wanna get sober & Im sitting there with a bottle: I supprt you
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I need help brehs...

 

[Dorian Breh]

 

[lowkey0z]

Her: Sometimes I just wanna kill myself...
Me: Ill kill it for you...

 

[Kisame]

 

[Brock Landers]

cold blooded

 

[Address_Unknown]

:AU_Snoop:Why you dropping adlibs instead of doing features, breh? She talking and you just chiming in and I'm sure you was saying that shyt without any sort of physical contact, no neck rub, foot rub, waist tickling while she in your lap.

Contact, my brother. Work on it. You stay on the side rattling off shyt when a woman is in whine mode you gonna get ignored and rightfully so. But you tell her to take it easy and grab a titty however on some caressing shyt.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

You owe her an apology or 7.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

This GIF is the best ever.

 

[AllHolosEve]

fukked up again...

Her: You shouldnt talk to her...
Me: Well if you were riding my face I wouldnt have answered...

 

[AllHolosEve]

You owe her an apology or 7.

I refuse this until she cares about my feelings....