there was mad women there and the ratio was 9 women to 1 guy
but im not tryna bag bytches at a work function anyway so
. There was absolutely no male that exuded any sort of masculine energy there except me. two of the 4 dudes were gay, one dude was outgoing but goofy and really unfukking funny to the point where it was annoying
, yet everyone was laughing at his jokes (i think it was because he was a doctor). I am not even a jealous kinda dude, but the way this one bytch was cackling sitting next to me literally hurt my fukkin ears, so i wanted him to stop. I was way outta place and all of the "jokes" there were all vanilla and just lame, so i didn't even attempt to make any jokes because i knew i'd say something off color to have these safe ass people shook. It just reminded me how it's really not cool to be around so many women together because it's just a bunch of non relatable energy and bird talk goin on
.
I abruptly left after one more cackle from that chipmunk ass bytch and took a whole damn tray full of food, combined it with another tray full of food, hid it in a big ass christmas gift bag, and bounced
. i ain't goin hungry for at least a whole week 
but im not tryna bag bytches at a work function anyway so
. There was absolutely no male that exuded any sort of masculine energy there except me. two of the 4 dudes were gay, one dude was outgoing but goofy and really unfukking funny to the point where it was annoying
, yet everyone was laughing at his jokes (i think it was because he was a doctor). I am not even a jealous kinda dude, but the way this one bytch was cackling sitting next to me literally hurt my fukkin ears, so i wanted him to stop. I was way outta place and all of the "jokes" there were all vanilla and just lame, so i didn't even attempt to make any jokes because i knew i'd say something off color to have these safe ass people shook. It just reminded me how it's really not cool to be around so many women together because it's just a bunch of non relatable energy and bird talk goin on
.I abruptly left after one more cackle from that chipmunk ass bytch and took a whole damn tray full of food, combined it with another tray full of food, hid it in a big ass christmas gift bag, and bounced
. i ain't goin hungry for at least a whole week 

