my work holiday christmas party was whack

[Dont@Me]

co-workers fukk all the time even in the "me too" era

you had a shot at getting some cheeks but you awkward as hell about therey're not being any brehs there

and i dont. wtf is so hard to understand about that with you desperate ass dudes?

 

[Dont@Me]

Need masculine energy to loosen up and have a good time

?

i know how it sounds , but im really only close to the only other 2 black people in this new job. so sue me

 

[Dont@Me]

Soooo Why did you go? It’s clear other males didn’t bother showing up, since you pointed it out several times that it wasn’t enough masculine energy. If work is typically that way, why go? If it’s not, what made you go, when other brehs didn’t?

didn't know about it, was texted about it last minute by my boss, was in the area, and decided to show up assuming everyone from my "section" would be there. it appears the workplace is bigger than i thought and had people working in different sections i ain't even know

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

ain't nothin desperate about fukkin co-workers at all lol if you wanna fukk someone and they wanna do it to, why not

see your problem is you're not resourceful

you go to a function and instead of maybe making small talk with a few people you just choose to focus on things that'll upset you or that you don't rock with

my thing is this

why even go in the first place if the two black folk you rock with wasn't goin?

and i dont. wtf is so hard to understand about that with you desperate ass dudes?

 

[The Fade]

Did you do the Russell Westbrook laugh to fit in?

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

My nygga you gotta be zesty if you were in a room with a 9:1 women to men ratio and your biggest complaint is a lack of masculine energy

 

[Another Man]

@Dont@Me fakkit

 

[Sex Luthor]

i could understand why you'd think i was because most dudes are and you don't know me, but i'm really not.

All of yall are absolutely not getting my point saying that i'm not shytting where i'm eating, yet yall tellin me to pull chicks at my workplace aside as the only damn black person there and shyt. man, you can never give a scenario on thecoli because yall be inserting your own agendas and ignoring the actual facts the OP states

So you can't talk to women without trying to fukk? I'm not being a smart ass or anything but thats what it sounds like. I've had good talks with women about all kinds of shyt. From my experiences all we do is talk about wild shyt that happens at work. I think you could've had a good time but you didn't try honestly

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

What's the point of going to a party if you can't smash bytches? Or at least flirt? Work partied are dumb

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

you were in a room full of women and are upset that you couldn’t talk sports with other men

I got your point

don’t be mad at me because you’re a weirdo looking for men to hang out with at a party full of women.

You went home and posted on the Coli about a bag full of leftovers, when there was pyssy galore

He can't flirt with none of the women. You just dap fishing

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Anyways. At my job we didnt have a party but the front desk office had a potluck. One thing I learned is 90% cant cook at all. Kind of sad, actually.

 

[Dont@Me]

So you can't talk to women without trying to fukk? I'm not being a smart ass or anything but thats what it sounds like. I've had good talks with women about all kinds of shyt. From my experiences all we do is talk about wild shyt that happens at work. I think you could've had a good time but you didn't try honestly

no, i can, but they all seemed kinda cliquey and i wasn't feelin their vibes OR their topics of conversation, so i dipped . I've made it a point not to force shyt like that when i'm not feelin it, because that's usually when things go left. I'm actually a great conversationalist and women always think i'm hitting on them just because i'm talking to them about a platonic topic because i'm just into the conversation. I didn't want to give anyone that vibe in the workplace with women i didn't even KNOW or wasn't feelin at all anyway, so i don't get the big deal

 

[Dont@Me]

@Dont@Me fakkit

read the name and adhere to it, fakkit

He can't flirt with none of the women. You just dap fishing

that's that coli bullshyt. you try to get quality conversation or advice, and nikkas here just try to shyt on you for entertainment . I should've known that the wolves are relentless

 

[fkthisgaysite]

The dudes

Why they bodies like that

Buddy in the red's hair

That broads orange pants...

Like...who drew this?

 

[Ahadi]

LOL why even make this thread when your main complaint too many annoying women and lack of masculinity at your holiday party? What you want us to discuss breh?

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