N/H But Do You Feel Sorry For Lil dikk Dudes?

bogey_j

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life must be hard for them dudes mang :mjcry:

imagine pulling out a 3-incher in front of a dyme :lolbron:

this is lowkey the funniest forum on the web r/smallpenisproblems :mjlol:
 

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Why are you even thinking about this? :dame:

I've noticed a higher than usual amount of limp-wristed threads and posts today and was wondering wtf is going on?

Then I remembered it's Gay Pride month.

So all the Coli fakkits have an excuse to show out. Here's a pre-emptive "Yaaaaaaasssssss Gurl!" to all the Coli posters with a sh1t-stained dikk who have a whole nother 3 weeks to be yourselves because society said June is for literal dikk-riding fakkits and because corporations like Walmart and Pfizer alter their logos to incorporate a rainbow for 30 days.

:dame:
 

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I remember in 8th grade I was on the bus and this girl from my class sits next to me and says let me suck your dikk…I wanted to say yes but I remembered my meat was lil asf at the time :mjcry:
 

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to quote the karma sutra

MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.

Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.

There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows:



EQUAL​
MENWOMENMENWOMEN
HareDeerHareMare
BullMareHareElephant
HorseElephantBullDeer
BullElephant
HorseDeer
HorseMare



In these unequal unions, when the male exceeds the female in point of size, his union with a woman who is immediately next to him in size is called high union, and is of two kinds; while his union with the woman most remote from his size is called the highest union, and is of one kind only. On the other hand, when the female exceeds the male in point of size, her union with a man immediately next to her in size is called low union, and is of two kinds; while her union with a man most remote from her in size is called the lowest union, and is of one kind only.

In other words, the horse and mare, the bull and deer, form the high union, while the horse and deer form the highest union. On the female side, the elephant and bull, the mare and hare, form low unions, while the elephant has and the hare make the lowest unions. There are, then, nine kinds of union according to dimensions. Amongst all these, equal unions are the best, those of a superlative degree, i.e. the highest and the lowest, are the worst, and the rest are middling, and with them the high 1 are better than the low.

There are also nine kinds of union according to the force of passion or carnal desire, as follows:


MENWOMENMENWOMEN
SmallSmallSmallMiddling
MiddlingMiddlingSmallIntense
IntenseIntenseMiddlingSmall
MiddlingIntense
IntenseSmall
IntenseMiddling



A man is called a man of small passion whose desire at the time of sexual union is not great, whose semen is scanty, and who cannot bear the warm embraces of the female.

Those who differ from this temperament are called men of middling passion, while those of intense passion are full of desire.

In the same way, women are supposed to have the three degrees of feeling as specified above.

Lastly, according to time there are three kinds of men and women, the short-timed, the moderate-timed, and the long-timed; and of these, as in the previous statements, there are nine kinds of union.
 
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