"Austin 3:16 Says I just slept with an underage girl" - Starring Sex Offender Steve Austin
"The Big Baby and his crying condition" - Starring Please Retire Big Show
"I'm still a virgin at 45" - Starring It's still real to me guy
"Racistmania running wild with the KKK" - Starring c*nt Hogan
"Sunny side up, in through the back doors" - Starring... oh shyt that actually happened
"A face not even a mother could love" - Starring Big Butt Bayley