Motherfukkers braking into a green light. Why the fukk are you braking? Just fukking drive!
Motherfukkers on their phone who don't see the left turn arrow go green, so they miss half the light and only 2 cars get to go instead of the usual 6.
Motherfukkers at the store who don't know how to pay with their credit / debit card somehow some way in 2021 and they clumsily try to swipe their shyt 6 times or whatever.
Motherfukkers at the store who want to pay for this part of the order with cash and then they want to split the rest of the order up over these 3 debit cards...