Names Jay-Z has given himself

[DeJuan]

Young, the archbishop, the Pope John Paul of y'all nikkas
They way y'all all follow Jigg


And when he's not giving himself someone else's name, he's calling everyone else a jay-z clone:

Hov's a living legend and I'll tell you why/
everybody wanna be Hov but Hov still alive

 

[Free White & 21]

Young.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"I'm big dog Glenn Rob"

You mean to tell me that in 2003, you can't come up with a better NBA comparison than fukking Glenn Robinson? "Dikembe Mutombo of this rap shyt" was bad enough, but this one took the cake.

 

[J-Fire]

young slung

 

[Popi]

Young Mediterranean, when he was in his late 30s.

80s baby, born in 1969.

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

King Hov

 

[Primetime21]

european hov

 

[Big Woadie]

A Phucking Phaggotte

 

[Another Man]

Such an annoying pretentious fakkit

 

[MouseTeeth]

You ain't got enough stamps on your passport to fukk w Young H-O













Young Ho???



Hov is still the unequivocal god tho brehs

 

[Casso Dinero]

Dwight Eisenhower

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Cynic]

IPO Hov

"Word down on Wall Street, homie, you get the cash out
IPO Hov, no need for reverse merger
The boy money talk no need to converse further"

:gotdamnbreh:

 

[DontEemTry]

Low key y'all must really love this nikka for how many threads yall make everyday