Natural(white) Excellence: Ryan Swope runs 4.3 40.... :whoo:

[Marvel]

i went to high school with a white guy who was one of the fastest flashes of lightning ive ever seen he used to outrun people of all races we used to always joke around saying he was using industrial shoe laces because the only way he was so fast was because his shoes were tighter thus causing less slippage but lol we all know that was a joke but he was only good at running straight lines every time he would juke and jab he would lose alot of momentum and almost break his own legs he was gonna try out and try go pro but he couldnt get his grades right so he failed out of school and the last time i checked for him he was a park ranger in the Blue Hills but that serves him proper because he at least gets to use his legs hiking all day looking for poachers and litteres but i bet he lives every single day in regret he couldnt keep his grades up because im not sure if he had 4.30 speed but it was close i never stood close enough to him running with a stopwatch but i did watch from the stands and i will say he was as fast as most Wide recievers he just didnt have it in him to go for the distance

There is dude like that from Houston. Sam McGuffie...dude was a monster in HS and he went to Michigan but people hated him because he was cocky as hell. He transferred to Rice...never been the same.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Guarantee the Pats will draft this dude in the second round.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

fukk u mean by natural white boy ?

 

[mastermind]

There is dude like that from Houston. Sam McGuffie...dude was a monster in HS and he went to Michigan but people hated him because he was cocky as hell. He transferred to Rice...never been the same.

It wasn't that he was cocky.

Dude had no moves in the 2nd level. He just wasn't good enough.

 

[Regular_P]

I have a dream that one day this nation, will be able to sit down and watch a black quarterback throw a Superbowl winning TD to a white receiver

 

[Marciano]

i went to high school with a white guy who was one of the fastest flashes of lightning ive ever seen he used to outrun people of all races we used to always joke around saying he was using industrial shoe laces because the only way he was so fast was because his shoes were tighter thus causing less slippage but lol we all know that was a joke but he was only good at running straight lines every time he would juke and jab he would lose alot of momentum and almost break his own legs he was gonna try out and try go pro but he couldnt get his grades right so he failed out of school and the last time i checked for him he was a park ranger in the Blue Hills but that serves him proper because he at least gets to use his legs hiking all day looking for poachers and litteres but i bet he lives every single day in regret he couldnt keep his grades up because im not sure if he had 4.30 speed but it was close i never stood close enough to him running with a stopwatch but i did watch from the stands and i will say he was as fast as most Wide recievers he just didnt have it in him to go for the distance

Damn....that's one long ass sentence. I don't see a period or comma anywhere.