Need some advice on building a moat around my house.

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

I've been looking at some cheap houses on the south south side of chicago. shyt reaally cheap for a big ass six bedroom, With land around it. But nikkas are wild in that area. I'm thinking about building a moat and putting some gators in that bytch. Maybe get a wall and draw bridge around that motherfukker.

What else?

 

[A.V.]

Fill it with cacs & kill 2 birds with one stone

 

[TEH]

I had a hook up on dragons... mostly fire breathing... they work best for moats ... but sorry I'm out of the business now... good luck finding a dealer on the earth's surface though ... you may have to go to middle earth ...

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

Fill it with cacs & kill 2 birds with one stone

If I import that many cacs to my neighborhood shyt would be gentrified and the property taxes would skyward. I don't want to force the brehs out I just wanna keep the savages from shooting me when i'm mowing my grass.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Buy more pipeline first, so you can put any emergency wires further underground. You don't wanna fukk around and electrocute the fish

 

[TEH]

Hole up

Chicago huh

So you want to keep away from crime in Chicago? ....


@BmoreGorilla

 

[bangbreh]

Thread title alone

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

Hole up

Chicago huh

So you want to keep away from crime in Chicago? ....


@BmoreGorilla

I done lived in houses that got shot up way too many times, I done moved up north to get away from that shyt. nikkas are wildin B. I'm over here on that trump shyt wanting to build a wall around my crib and only roll in armored cars.

I love my city but three shootings on my block in a week is enough. And I live right next to boystown.

nikkaS TOLD ME IT WAS SAFE UP HERE WITH THE CACS

 

[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

Assume a moat will keep bullets out brehs

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[nahnah]

All bout those cannons

 

[CoochieMane]

Moats ain't shyt in these times breh them nikkas got catapults now, they'll launch themselves over that moat easily.