Neighbor Bending it Ova like Miss Parker

[SheWantTheD]

So I’m cutting the grass in my front lawn, not tryna let that mf get too long and it be a hassle to cut.

So I’m out there cutting the grass and notice my neighbor across the street come out and start watering her garden. Seen her a couple weeks ago outside omw to the gym. I ain’t thinking nothing of it until..

Every time I look over there she bent over like this!

Now I’m thinking it’s just a coincidence until I caught her staring at me on my way in the house.

I peeped only one whip in her driveway but I’m pretty sure I seen a man over there when I seen her outside a couple weeks ago. Plus she’s considerably older and more than a cheeseburger away. I think I’m good

Next time I’m out there, should I ask her for some gardening tips?

 

[Solomon Lurke]

She saw you in the garden and figured you needed a ho

 

[Killer Instinct]

Negged

 

[Doobie Doo]

So I’m cutting the grass in my front lawn, not tryna let that mf get too long and it be a hassle to cut.

So I’m out there cutting the grass and notice my neighbor across the street come out and start watering her garden. Seen her a couple weeks ago outside omw to the gym. I ain’t thinking nothing of it until..

Every time I look over there she bent over like this!

Now I’m thinking it’s just a coincidence until I caught her staring at me on my way in the house.

I peeped only one whip in her driveway but I’m pretty sure I seen a man over there when I seen her outside a couple weeks ago. Plus she’s considerably older and more than a cheeseburger away. I think I’m good

Next time I’m out there, should I ask her for some gardening tips?

OP was like "I'd give you some dikk but I gotta tell the Coli, first."

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Older women are freaks. Seen so much. Some of it personally.

 

[Amo Husserl]

Plus she’s considerably older and more than a cheeseburger away.