Ever get into it with a neighbor?If so what about?Did y'all get to hookin?Did y'all have to lawyer up?Might be shots fired with mine soon. 
Do tell.
Do tell.
Neighbor Storys!(echo)
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in my first house we had this single woman living next to us. She looked like a straight dyke, but I was actually convinced she was asexual. Anyway, she was crazy about her property line n shyt. Used to bytch if our dog even got one foot into her yard.
When we moved in there were these 2 bushes right on the line in both our yards. I get home from work and see that she chopped down the bushes, but just in her yard, leaving the half assed fukked up half a bush in our yard
So she had landscapers mow her lawn, and they would always stop like 6 inches short of my property line. In the beginning I would just mow it....whatever, right? Well, after the bushes stunt I stopped mowing those 6 inches. For some reason her lawn service never went over it, so after like a month there was this 6 inch strip of tall ass grass on her lawn
Finally on a saturday morning I saw she bought one of those old ass push mowers with the roller blades or whatever the fukk, and she was mowing the strip
I went out on the porch with the newspaper (which I never did) while she was doing it
When we moved in there were these 2 bushes right on the line in both our yards. I get home from work and see that she chopped down the bushes, but just in her yard, leaving the half assed fukked up half a bush in our yard
So she had landscapers mow her lawn, and they would always stop like 6 inches short of my property line. In the beginning I would just mow it....whatever, right? Well, after the bushes stunt I stopped mowing those 6 inches. For some reason her lawn service never went over it, so after like a month there was this 6 inch strip of tall ass grass on her lawn
Finally on a saturday morning I saw she bought one of those old ass push mowers with the roller blades or whatever the fukk, and she was mowing the strip
I went out on the porch with the newspaper (which I never did) while she was doing it
Not me. but my Jamaican friend has with some small time drug nikkas down the street
So one summer my boy was walking pass there house and u know how 1 or 2 nikka's out of a group of 6 want to be loud and talk shyt especially with chicks around. so while he was walking pass there house 1 dude start talking shyt and making threats talking about i'll smoke u and anybody else u with, so my boy said really. and them nikkas and there momma said u don't want it with us.. WELL THEY WAS WRONG.. so my boy walk passed me around the corner and about 10 minutes later he came back with 3 car loads deep of jamaicans with there guns and them nikkkas and there momma and girlfriends ran in there house calling the cops and shyt..
them loud mouth nikkas moved like 2 weeks later..
So one summer my boy was walking pass there house and u know how 1 or 2 nikka's out of a group of 6 want to be loud and talk shyt especially with chicks around. so while he was walking pass there house 1 dude start talking shyt and making threats talking about i'll smoke u and anybody else u with, so my boy said really. and them nikkas and there momma said u don't want it with us.. WELL THEY WAS WRONG.. so my boy walk passed me around the corner and about 10 minutes later he came back with 3 car loads deep of jamaicans with there guns and them nikkkas and there momma and girlfriends ran in there house calling the cops and shyt..
them loud mouth nikkas moved like 2 weeks later..
Need more story's to feel better bout my sitchuasian...
I know there are some good ones out there..
I know there are some good ones out there..