NEO the home robot. Costs 20k

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And so it begins...

Suddenly the weaponized loneliness of the web, the never ending quest for perfection by being filtered to death whilst screaming "Can I live?" will lead to robots for sexing but first there will be an intermission with Weebs getting Waifus after trading in their well worn pillow for a semi synthetic humanoid companion. As I said:


 

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Neo needs to speed it up. Moving like he got a stick up his ass.

If neo can efficiently wash dishes, laundry and mow the lawn plus basic landscaping, its def worth it.
 

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So apparently this thing will require a human controlling it via cameras in the eyes :dead:

You already know that job is going to India. So basically you will have robot-Rajesh walking about your house following your girl around
 

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sorry, im not buying a greendale human being for the home

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