Never had a gf should i tell chick the truth or nah?

[Beerus]

im so close to gettkng her
She askkng if i ever was in a long term relation ship
Lie or not

 

[Eczema]

why not both?

 

[Beerus]

why not both?

 

[Couth]

Tell the truth.

Aren't you like 24? And you still lie to females? For why?

Hold this L.

 

[cfountain]

Tell the truth. Less on your mind.

 

[Gully Bull]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Beerus]

fukk it. I lied.

 

[Beerus]

Tell the truth.

Aren't you like 24? And you still lie to females? For why?

Hold this L.

She gon think how come I aint had a girl and just my ass
fukk that.
Anyways If shyt evef get serious I'll prob tell her she was my first after 4-5 months or a yr or so.

 

[Cynic]

Act like a politician would ....

"I believe long term relationships are a wonderful thing when you have that special someone to share ya life with"

*PAUSE FOR EFFECT AND MAKE THIS FACE *

"We've been talking for x amount of time and I'm already seeing that potential with us


So where am I picking you up tonight/ Have you thought were your honeymoon will be ?"



Always deflect and redirect focus on them :wiz:

 

[Tunez]

Lie, she wont believe you if you tell the truth

 

[Michael9100]

She got any pics?

 

[Couth]

She gon think how come I aint had a girl and just my ass
fukk that.
Anyways If shyt evef get serious I'll prob tell her she was my first after 4-5 months or a yr or so.

if she likes you she won't care.

You're a hoe nikka for lying. fukks the point of building a web of deceit for some female when you can just tell the truth in the first place? Lying takes too much energy.

 

[Killer Instinct]

should I tell her the truth

 

[Hans Wurst]

only after you piped her down numerous times made her orgasm alot, make her squirt if you can and become her daddy, you can tell the truth but its a risk and its not a bad lie

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Tell the truth then lie.

Her: Have you ever had a long term girlfriend.?
You: No, I never had one.
Her: Why not?
You: Because everytime I try to start a long term relationship; I get deployed overseas to help starving children.
Her: Really?
You: I can't talk about to because I start to cry; let's just try to move forward