Never live with a female brehs

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it's 4 am, this bytch woke me up around 2 am with all the lights on in the kitchen eating and being a retard. Funny thing is I work in 4 hours and she is home all day. Now since im awake I want to roll a blunt and get nice and stimulated for continued sleep but since This bytch has a major issue with the smell
Of buddha smoke... I have to get out of the comfort of the couch ( I stopped sleeping in the bed with her by choice) in my
Underwear and go to my car and roll and relax there. I think it's bs but do I want to have my high blown by doing it here? Shes only gonna wake up and beast... Even if I blow it out the window the loudness is going to wake her up.

I keep hoes on backburner and still don't cheat. It was the other day I pulled up on someone who I respect and see he was living lovely, with toys-sick crib etc and no stresses of a bytch. Made me re evaluate why I'm even here living with this girl. One of my buddies said it best "im just with my girl because i can't afford to have other hoes or else id have em and keep her taken care off so I don't have to worry" and it makes perfect sense.. Im
With this girl because right now it's cheaper to keep her. She paying half rent and in Cali thats major. So this bytch really roommate status to me now. Can't remember last time we kissed...oh wait she has a issue with me having a cavity in my wisdom teeth (which im due to have removed in 2 weeks)
And she's called me fat numerous times... Yet other women are throwing themselves at me and seem like they would even keep
It discreet :leon:
Since shes home all the time shes spending most time with the dog and the dog seems to favor her. i'll take the L and part ways with both once This lease is up in a few months :lawd:

I have the whackest white bytch ever.
Complains, doesnt suck, doesnt fukk,always sickly and OCD and overall not the person I thought I was settling down with. Night and day... The original girl I met was around me smoking 5-6 times a day and even while we fukked and had no issues. It happened randomly out nowhere her whole freak out mentality.

Was a time I thought id never argue with her now I can't even have a basic conversation without her being negative or condescending. bytch talks about everything else but neglects to ask how my day was...
 
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it's 4 am, this bytch woke me up around 2 am with all the lights on in the kitchen eating and being a retard. Funny thing is I work in 4 hours and she is home all day. Now since im awake I want to roll a blunt and get nice and stimulated for continued sleep but since This bytch has a major issue with the smell
Of buddha smoke... I have to get out of the comfort of the couch ( I stopped sleeping in the bed with her by choice) in my
Underwear and go to my car and roll and relax there.
I think it's bs but do I want to have my high blown by doing it here? Shes only gonna wake up and beast... Even if I blow it out the window the loudness is going to wake her up.

I keep hoes on backburner and still don't cheat. It was the other day I pulled up on someone who I respect and see he was living lovely, with toys-sick crib etc and no stresses of a bytch. Made me re evaluate why I'm even here living with this girl. One of my buddies said it best "im just with my girl because i can't afford to have other hoes or else id have em and keep her taken care off so I don't have to worry" and it makes perfect sense.. Im
With this girl because right now it's cheaper to keep her. She paying half rent and in Cali thats major. So this bytch really roommate status to me now. Can't remember last time we kissed...oh wait she has a issue with me having a cavity in my wisdom teeth (which im due to have removed in 2 weeks)
And she's called me fat numerous times... Yet other women are throwing themselves at me and seem like they would even keep
It discreet :leon:
Since shes home all the time shes spending most time with the dog and the dog seems to favor her. i'll take the L and part ways with both once This lease is up in a few months :lawd:

I have the whackest white bytch ever.
Complains, doesnt suck, doesnt fukk,always sickly and OCD and overall not the person I thought I was settling down with. Night and day... The original girl I met was around me smoking 5-6 times a day and even while we fukked and had no issues. It happened randomly out nowhere her whole freak out mentality.

Was a time I thought id never argue with her now I can't even have a basic conversation without her being negative or condescending. bytch talks about everything else but neglects to ask how my day was...

Breh, I stopped right here...

Is this that a world tour or your girls tour?:usure:
 

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Pics breh? you intend to ditch her anyway so lets see what you gave up your freedom for, it will make this thread better.
 

Dixon Cider

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They can switch their whole aura overnight. Women are fickle creatures. Ayy you need to hit that gym tho
True but same time outside females are like "so you still with your girl?
"Hows your girl?"
"I want to chill but.... Not trying to make you regret anything being in a relationship and all"

"Are you faithful to her?"
"Want to forget about your girlfriend tonight "

And still I remain loyal, under payed and under fukked and my loyalty to both are there :mjcry:

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