Never tell women your schedule brehs

[The Frozen One]

they show up at your work lunch hour like SURPRISE

you think the clock hits 5 or 6 and you gonna go home and watch some tv and kick it on the couch but NO SURPRISE, your girl waiting at the parking lot.

As soon as you reach the door, you think you gonna microwave that food, NOPE SURPRISE MOTHAFUKA, you get hit with the FaceTime .



Don’t even get me started on the weekends

 

[MMA]

You did this to yourself

Stopped at your job like she was picking you up from school

 

[WaveWhisperer]

You did this to yourself

Stopped at your job like she was picking you up from school

 

[big bun]

Real talk.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Nah

My girl knows when im busy and leaves me alone

Id rather that than get bombarded with questions when im trying to do something

Do better op

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

When she stops “surprising you”

 

[SATAN]

You better appreciate that shyt

 

[Jhoon]

When she’s giving the attention to something else you’re going to be in the thread above the fold.

 

[VertigoKnight]

When she’s giving the attention to something else you’re going to be in the thread above the fold.

Or someone else

 

[Sly Cooper]

I know my bf's schedule like the back of my hand

 

[Dorian Breh]

they show up at your work lunch hour like SURPRISE

you think the clock hits 5 or 6 and you gonna go home and watch some tv and kick it on the couch but NO SURPRISE, your girl waiting at the parking lot.

As soon as you reach the door, you think you gonna microwave that food, NOPE SURPRISE MOTHAFUKA, you get hit with the FaceTime .



Don’t even get me started on the weekends

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I wrote my schedule on my calendar... Caught a chick trying to get a pic..

"oh I just wanted to have your schedule so I know wh................."

"nah... lets go"

And walked her right out the front door. The last thing I need to hear is "So what are we doing this weekend, I know you're freeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

[BlackDiBiase]

sexy gang problems, fck out of here.

if a woman keeps a portable charger in her bag for her phone, lmao you better cancel her.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Lol. No woman I’ve dated ever knew where I worked, let alone know my schedule.

 

[HARLEM AL]

You better appreciate that shyt

Why is that?


Whenever a chick does all that it’s about control or insecurities.