New Bish Turned Out To Be A Dead Fish, Now My **** Is Floppin On Me As I Speak

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I met this lil chocolate thing a few weeks back, been peepin her around campus but I never holla'd till we some how ended up talkin and exchanging numbers. we kicked it a few times and I got the feelin she was the type to just show up at my house unannounced which is why I never bought her over to smash, I just can't have that. Few days ago she asked me if I wanted to go on a lil road trip to Charlotte wit her, room and everything paid for by her, she even bought me weed and a bottle of henny. We get to the hotel, I get her in the bed and start playin wit the puss and all the bish did was :dead: no moans no nothin, I'm doin circles around the clit and all that, all the moves that usually have them legs shakin, all this bish is doin is :deadrose:, so much to the point where my dikk ain't even into no more, I was rocked up when I was goin in for the kill, now I can't even get my mind right to seal the deal. What do I do?
 

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i for one hate the "foreplay" and wanna go straight to the dikk in the p*ssy because my clit is not that sensitive. but i wouldnt just lay there like :deadrose: either



that and :dead: in this story is hilariousness
 

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You gettin :flabbynsick:, grandpa.
sadly enough this is what I'm comin to cope with, as I get older the way I think starts charging. I'm noticin now that I'm not really into sex with females I'm only physically attracted to (her), there is honestly nothin I like about this chick other than she has pretty chocolate skin and long hair that's hers. I hate when she talks cause she never talks about anything relevant, the way she talks in annoying as hell, I'm really just here for the ride and now that I see she's a boring fukk I don't even wanna fukk her no more. She layin next to me sleep right now, said she was gone wake me up in a few hours to see if I'm ready but I honestly hope she doesn't, I'd rather have one of my usuals right now
 

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dead fish huh...this easy. Listen carefully. She likes it rough. That showing no emotion and acting dead is her natural way of bracing for whats to come. Stop eating the puss, put your hand around her throat and gently squeeze...if she tense up dont worry she getting excited....move her legs and open them....still maintain the firm grip around her throat....you gonna be steering her with the hand around her throat. Dawg you gonna have to smack her thighs, smack her ass...come on strong.. thank me later
 

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She didn't communicate? Didn't try to tell you what she did and didn't like?

How long was it before you gave up? Working up to orgasm can take a bit but, shouldn't take that long.

Maybe she's in that tantric stuff.
 

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She didn't communicate? Didn't try to tell you what she did and didn't like?

How long was it before you gave up? Working up to orgasm can take a bit but, shouldn't take that long.

Maybe she's in that tantric stuff.

id give u a orgasm
 

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She didn't communicate? Didn't try to tell you what she did and didn't like?

How long was it before you gave up? Working up to orgasm can take a bit but, shouldn't take that long.

Maybe she's in that tantric stuff.

Dude gonna have to be rough wit it. She aint pay for the room, weed and drinks for dude to be soft with her, she wants to be manhandled. I guarantee she be talking up a storm when he done
 

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dead fish huh...this easy. Listen carefully. She likes it rough. That showing no emotion and acting dead is her natural way of bracing for whats to come. Stop eating the puss, put your hand around her throat and gently squeeze...if she tense up dont worry she getting excited....move her legs and open them....still maintain the firm grip around her throat....you gonna be steering her with the hand around her throat. Dawg you gonna have to smack her thighs, smack her ass...come on strong.. thank me later
:russ: that sounds like more work then I'm tryin to put in right now, I really wish I could click my heels together 3 times and be back at my crib. Anybody in Charlotte wanna fukk her for me I'll give you the hotel and room number

She didn't communicate? Didn't try to tell you what she did and didn't like?

How long was it before you gave up? Working up to orgasm can take a bit but, shouldn't take that long.

Maybe she's in that tantric stuff.

nah this bytch just dull, she talked a good game but I see now she ain't bout that life, bytch wasnt even tryin to give me no head, granted its the first time and all but still
 

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Dude gonna have to be rough wit it. She aint pay for the room, weed and drinks for dude to be soft with her, she wants to be manhandled. I guarantee she be talking up a storm when he done

She'll be in a :old: eh? :laugh:
 
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