"New" Utah Jazz Rebrand For 2016-17
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Bless't
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PortCityProphet
Follow me to the truth
Abcabc is the truth bruh. He took Big Loop to the brink when they played one on one up at the rucker back in the day. Would have beat Loop too, but being from the middle east he wasn't accustomed to the new York wind pattern and clanked tye shot that would have won it from him.The homie @SkiHatDaGawd was there he can give you a better account than i. I know He would have been in the league but his pops won't let him come over here. Something about Madison Square Garden and there only being one true mecca or something like that. You know them Muslims be tripping over little stuff like that. Maybe his pops finally letting him come over.Some dude gonna be like
"The Jazz got some new Arab point guard, Abcabc. I wonder if he's nice"
Jesus Is Lord
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Hell yeah!! I was there when Ab "The Truth" Cabc first touch down in the Rucker. The story with him and Big Loop is almost true, they DID play one on one, and HE DID almost beat Loop, but Loop was blindfolded. Ab really didn't know the wind patterns of NYC and that was Loop's advantage. Game was tied 139-139, full court going by ones with no foul shots or 3 point shots (every shot made was equal to one point) Ab the Truth had the rock on a fast break, Loop stopped to tie his kicks so that he could catch up, in the midst of tying Ab started coasting and shouting "أنا أفوز.,أنا أفوز !!!!" over and over. Loop being bilingual yelled, "Ski! Ski!! Where he at, my pupils dilated!!" So I held my frank high and ran like a cheetah in a grass with thoughts of an assassin and stood under the basket, Loop said, "I hear him now, thanks to the scent of your frank"....Loop pinned Ab's dunk to the board, threw a long bounce pass alley oop down to himself and dunked it. Niqqas in the park lost it!! Dudes started arguing with the cops with their minks unbuttoned!! Ab pops was screaming, "الصريح الصريح neega!!!! It's much more to it, but you get the gist.Abcabc is the truth bruh. He took Big Loop to the brink when they played one on one up at the rucker back in the day. Would have beat Loop too, but being from the middle east he wasn't accustomed to the new York wind pattern and clanked tye shot that would have won it from him.The homie @SkiHatDaGawd was there he can give you a better account than i. I know He would have been in the league but his pops won't let him come over here. Something about Madison Square Garden and there only being one true mecca or something like that. You know them Muslims be tripping over little stuff like that. Maybe his pops finally letting him come over.
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YourMajesty
F*ck Ya Corny Debates
That sleeve joint would be a nice cop for the summer
Right lol I was expecting they were going back to the purple & white mountain type shyt. I mean it isn't bad.. it just isn't innovative
The 'mountain Jazz' unis/logo was trashThese mardi gras jerseys suckgo back the mountain jazz jerseys
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utah doesn't have shyt to do with jazz jahahahahaa
let that name go back to nola where it belongs
and let utah figure out something to fit the cold mountain miner culture that fits them
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let that name go back to nola where it belongs
and let utah figure out something to fit the cold mountain miner culture that fits them
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Microfracture
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Blatant trolling in this thread LOOK AT EM
Some dude gonna be like
"The Jazz got some new Arab point guard, Abcabc. I wonder if he's nice"
They really need to change the name. There is nothing jazzy about Utah. Utah Mountaineers sounds more fitting.