New York and Texas Beefing Over the Name of Beef

[Luke Cage]

White people always fighting elective/recreational causes since they got nothing really important to be concerned about.

 

[3rdWorld]

Ribeye is the best cut tho right

Rump, Sirloin, Ribeye

 

[tuckgod]

 

[The Phoenix]

It's increasingly clear Republicans have no earthly idea how to govern.

Idiot Republican: "Uh uh....yeah....uh, lets rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.......and the NY Strip to Texas Strip......and ummmm........"

Unfortunate assistant: But sir, what about the electrical grid. As soon as the temperature gets below 40 degrees everything shuts off.

Idiot Republican: "What if we called Japanese Wagyu......Lonestar Wagyu?"