White broad = Hi Daniel
Daniel = What is this shyt?
White broad = Hi sweetie...I'm going to be your mommy for a little while.
Daniel = Can you make rice and stew?
White broad = I make a mean green bean casserole and the best chocolate chip cookies
Daniel = ugh....you make fufu?
White broad = Who is "foo-foo"? Is that your little doggy?
Daniel = can you even fry a batch of plantains?
White broad = I would never burn a plantation house down but I totally understand. Ya know I'm "woke" too my brotha!
Daniel = can you just bring me some malt? And go grab some dried fish, rice, onions, tomatoes, African red pepper and maggi cubes? It's gonna be a long day
......cannot believe we signed up for this shyt.