this happened to a friend of mine, but I was there and witnessed the cockblock as it unfolded
my boy approached this chick at a bar. a legit dyme 10/10. model type, legs for days. so he's chattin her up, spitting game and what not when some nikka he knows decides to drop in on the conversation. dude was like "yoooo b whatup! what're you doing here" blah blah and you can tell my boy was
that this nikka just interjected himself into the conversation. so they're all making small talk while i'm sipping my modelo
and I foresaw the direction in which this conversation would go
all of a sudden, like clockwork, his homie decided to pour salt on his game
he was like, "soooo how's your girlfriend mang?"
"she good?" smug expression and all
chick was like
I was like
my boy approached this chick at a bar. a legit dyme 10/10. model type, legs for days. so he's chattin her up, spitting game and what not when some nikka he knows decides to drop in on the conversation. dude was like "yoooo b whatup! what're you doing here" blah blah and you can tell my boy was

that this nikka just interjected himself into the conversation. so they're all making small talk while i'm sipping my modelo
and I foresaw the direction in which this conversation would goall of a sudden, like clockwork, his homie decided to pour salt on his game
he was like, "soooo how's your girlfriend mang?"
chick was like
I was like
Last edited:




That ol' come with me to the bathroom BS.









