the first time salt was poured on my game was the worst time!!
this shyt happened to me as a 15 year old.
man i was pissed at that motherfukker for months.
anyway, here we are 3 of us guys and 5 girls at one of the girls' place.
and the girls range from cute to hot.
now i'm a horny 15 year old who up to that point had never seen titty or anything.
(well, this ain't completely right, but that's another story)
anyway, i had to see something, so i brought up playing strip poker.
i had it all planned out,you know, how to persuade the girls,cause i knew the girls would reject the idea.
to my surprise 3 of the girls were on board immediately and it didn't take too much to convince the other 2.
i'm like

. i don't know the first thing about poker and the girls agreeing so quickly had me

, but still

and then out of the blue,
one of my boys is like:

' are you sure you want to do this?your reputation'
me:


can i quickly talk to you in the other room.

ladies, we'll be right back.
me:

what the fukk man.

why you fukking this up for the rest of us???
apparently the fool had underwear on that he did not want the world to see

i never asked what the fukk that meant, but by the time we went back to the room, the girls had changed their minds
and all the persuasion and pleading didn't work!!

didn't talk to that nikka for a month straight!!

and i only got to see real life naked titty meat 2 years later at 17!!!