No Church's in the suburbs unappreciation

[Beegio]

The fukk is up with that shyt?

I haven't eaten Church's since I was a kid. For nostalgia's sake I decided to get a 3 piece mixed box, 1 thigh and 2 wings. I don't like fried chicken breasts.

When I got home, opened up the box, first thing I noticed was the wings were bigger than the thigh

Said fukk it, and vigorously the average sized thigh followed by the massive wing. I couldn't eat the other wing because I watch my portions as to not get

Now I feel like selling crack, impregnating a few ratchet hoes, and shooting a couple nikkas.

I've only ever seen Church's in the hood

NEVER in the burbs...that shyt ain't right

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

@ the affect the bird had on you!

<-my face as I read your post. Shyt funny as hell.


Churches=

 

[beenz]

there's plenty of churches near the crib. but why would u wanna eat that greasy chicken? popeye's the of the fried chicken game.

I think they sellin pigeon, cuz on tuesdays, they sell you a leg and a thigh with a biscuit for 99cents. that surely can't be chicken.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

there's plenty of churches near the crib. but why would u wanna eat that greasy chicken? popeye's the of the fried chicken game.

I think they sellin pigeon, cuz on tuesdays, they sell you a leg and a thigh with a biscuit for 99cents. that surely can't be chicken.

I love me some popeyes cus the shyt be bomb, but Chik Fil A takes the cake all day err day

 

[Silkk]

Thought this nikka was talking about bible churches

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Niccas down here love churches

I never ate there before

 

[Canada Goose]

Thought this nikka was talking about bible churches

I was thinking the same thing

Thread title reminded me of going to a Church for Funerals in the deep Country of North Carlina back in the day.

 

[neko_804]

What kinda nikka don't like breasts

Andat churches chicken.

 

[Money Be Green]

Wat the fukk is churches? We don't got that shyt up here.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Churches Chicken is notorious for their health code violations. That stuff wouldn't fly in the 'burbs with white folks

 

[beenz]

I love me some popeyes cus the shyt be bomb, but Chik Fil A takes the cake all day err day

we only have ONE chic-fil a in the entire city. I have yet to even taste it.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

we only have ONE chic-fil a in the entire city. I have yet to even taste it.

You need to make that move bruh. Get a #1 with a lemonade and 1 ranch and 1 bbq.

you will thank me later

 

[No_bammer_weed]

How in the hell is popeyes not greasy and unhealthy? Fried chicken is by nature an anthesis to healthy eating --- its all about taste. Churches SHTS on popeyes. Yeah I said it. Fck ya'll uncle toms --- you guys are only shttin on it, because your pawgs and white friends will call you names if you try to drive to the hood to pick up a box, so you take it out on the delicious tabernacle of fast food chicken. Ya'll should be ashamed.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Niccas down here love churches

I never ate there before

Dont unless you have a high blood pressure pill handy

 

[ZEupTWN]

I love me some popeyes cus the shyt be bomb, but Chik Fil A takes the cake all day err day

Chik fila over popeyes doe...you ain't a real nikka