...this vincent cat reminds me of that year right after i got out of the army and i thought i was bitten by a werewolf.
i lived in this house way out in far north dallas and really strange s**t started happening in the neighborhood with the dogs. first, the neighbor's dog next door was a giant rott who had most of the hood on shook. well, one night dude came up missing. the neighbors put up missing posters, but as far as i remember, dude never was seen again. they said the gate was never left open, the same thing with the other dogs in the neighborhood, they just jumped the fence or opened up the gate, walked out and closed it behind themselves.
this old lady who lived down the street in the cul-de-sac, filed a police report stating that she was dragging her trash bin out on the curb shortly after dusk and was pushed down from behind while being scratched up and mounted by what she called a 10ft tall wolf like creature. she further went on to say that after the creature mounted her it howled at the moon then told her "pawging is over rated", then it took off between some houses and leapt over the fence in a huff.
lastly the craziest of it all happened to me. it was a saturday evening and my friend with benefits flaked on me last second and told me her baby daddy came through with her son and wanted them to try and be a family again.......i didn't even know this bird had a kid. i spent the night binge-watching episodes of scrubs until i passed out. hours later, i was awaken by a cold shower brought on by the automatic sprinklers in my back yard. as i'm frantically trying to scurry away from the cold water like a cat during a bath, i wondered why was i laying out in the backyard and why was i butt naked. i noticed i had what appeared to be a slight pain and teeth marks on my left upper thigh. once i gathered myself and realized it was my backyard i was in, i ran to the back door and saw that it was unlocked, so i went into the house. i walked through the living room and saw it looked like a tornado went through there, but only in the living room. furniture was turned over, the walls had giant claw marks in them, and the cloths i had on the night before were strategically placed all over the room like in an easter egg hunt.
i cleaned up, but started to itch a little bit from the grass i was laying in, so i jumped in the shower. as i'm in there i'm started to hallucinate and have visions of stuff i didn't even remember doing....that couldn't have done, like grinding on old white women, and battle rapping that neighbor's dogs and freeing them from their slave masters. i quickly came to and wonder if i was the one who did all that s**t in my neighborhood and smashed up my own living room, and if so, does that explain the bite marks? was i bitten by a werewolf, idk
