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Super Ramon

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But lately when I been taking a big shyt it hurts like fukk and I always see blood :to:. And my ass be sore for a couple days making me scared to shyt. It doesn’t happen if I take baby shyts. Does this happen to anybody else? It be fresh blood like I just had a nose bleed.
 

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Your diet is (literally) shytty:wowzers:

Cut down on the sugar and processed foods.

When you feel like dropping $60 at the Cheesecake Factory, look up a recipe for whatever dish you get instead and cook it with real ingredients instead of the bulk bullshyt that gets dropped off at the restaurant once a week.

Edit: Just a thought but you also might need to find something that helps you shyt on a regular basis. I drink Apple Juice just about every day for that reason.
 
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Go seek medical treatment. But it might just be you need to change your diet but if you don't want to you can start taking stool softeners and maybe doing enemas but I heard your body becomes dependent on them over a period of long use.
 

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Sounds like colorectal or stomach cancer. Cut out friend foods and dairy. Add fiber to your diet like apples or bran and most importantly.

GO SEE A DOCTOR.
 

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If its bright red its closer to the exit hole, that is from straining and blood vessel broken/hemmoroid. Change your diet so you can pass your stool much better.
First time this happen I thought I had cancer and aids, turned out i was straining too much
 

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Get some probiotic tablets. You can find over the counter Thank me later
 

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stop getting sloppy drunk and eat some prunes.

If it's topical thing, Aloe Vera gel helps pain. Toss some on ur star (after u clean it - :ufdup:)
 
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