No joke, I saw a ghost last night

[Geek Nasty]

I have all kinds of weird shyt going on the past 10 years or so I been in my house but it kind of calmed down for along time. For the last few years, I'll have something wake me up like there was a noise, but then I don't see jack so I take a piss and go to sleep.

This time, I opened up my bedroom door and saw what looked like a fuzzy bluish white light shaped like the top 1/2 of a man standing in my hall. But my dumbass was so sleepy I thought for some reason it was my reflection on the door at the end of the hall. I was too tired to be scared and I walked right at it then it did this and turned around and floated through the door at the end of the hall. And, it left this bright spot on the door like a flashlight reflected off of it.

Man, I walked right into the bathroom then I was like I started looking around an realized it was PITCH BLACK upstairs and there weren't any lights on so there wasn't a way for a reflection to show up. I started walking around trying out different lights to get the same effect cause I was so tired then that shyt hit me

Thing is, I never got a bad feeling about it all these years just freaked out. I hope that motherfukker isn't planning on coming back shyt, I was thinking about selling my house and moving for a second.

 

[PinotNoir]

Ohh I like reading ghost stories. I heard a cat keep ghost away and hanging a horseshoe over your main door.

 

[jdubnyce]

Pics, vid clips or gtfo

Spoiler

 

[ADK]

Come to think about it, it may have been a ghost in the library.

 

[ciubaca]

shyt, I was thinking about selling my house and moving for a second.

That wont work... the spirit has attached itself to you. It will follow you around

 

[Bone Bender]

 

[Sterling Archer]

You think ghosts made all the smileys bigger too?

 

[Boogie]

Lucky it ain't a demon

 

[toomanydoses]

Underlying schizophrenia? Just a joke. Look up eternal oblivion if you've never heard of it. There are no ghosts. Your mind sees what you want it too.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Lucky it ain't a demon

Yeah, that shyts got me thinking now. I take a lot of those ghost story shows more serious

 

[miranda]

it wasnt someone you recognized? are you involved in things?
what elese has happened in the past that was paranormal?

 

[Geek Nasty]

I didn't recognize it, it was really fuzzy too so I couldn't make out the face. Only way to explain it is like a really fuzzy image of someone that was blueish white light. But only like the top 1/2 of the body. My neighbors always talked "funny" about the house like shyt went on it there, but honestly I was thinking mortgage fraud

First few years, I was stone cold sure someone was in my house because little shyt would be moved around with no explanation. I'd also get a weird feeling going upstairs like someone was standing there, but never saw anything. Looked down the hall once and saw a door open by itself, but that could be a draft or the house settling. The one unexplainable thing that happened was after I hung up this scaffold on a hook in teh garage that was basically impossible to remove (no need for details). One night I hear this loud crash. I was renovating, so I figured something fell over. I looked over every inch of that house and never found the source. Next day, go into the garage and I see the scaffold laying on the garage floor. No way that gets down without someone taking it down

So, I watched some ghost show and basically did what some woman did and basically just talked and told it in nice terms "time to go." Nothing weird happened for a while after that.

Fast forward to the past couple years. Got a dog and every now and then she'll bark at nothing or bark like someone is standing at the top of the steps. Middle of the night I'll always wake up like there was a loud noise, but wake up and nothing's there. One time, I woke up because I felt something sit on the edge of my bed. Soon as I wake up I feel the bed rise up like what ever it was got up but my eyes were open now and nothing was there.

Funny thing is though with all that freaky shyt, I've never been given one of those poltergeist "get the fukk out" feelings, so I'm just rolling with it

 

[Sly Cookin]

My 2 year old sister at the time used to wave at something down the hall from the living room. She would be like, "hey, come here....my brother is nice." And I would sit there like until my parents get home.

 

[Archangel]

Better pray brah. Ain't no such thing as friendly ghosts. Only demons...if you believe in the Bible that is...

 

[Milomann]

It watches you when you touch yourself....