No lie, my girl brought me a sex toy and I said I'd NEVER use one in my life but I just used it and that MF was life changing(the pillows were but)

[Clayton Endicott]

Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

Here's how it went. I slept the night at my homies house, and he has a foldout couch I was on.It tilted back and I slid inside the couch. The bed then went back to normal.He doesn't have his phone with him so I can't text him to come save me. I'm embarrassed and mad at the same damn time. Also...

www.thecoli.com

Hands down, one of the funniest threads I've read. Well-deserved induction into The Rafters.

This and a few other threads that came out around that time are what made me join.

 

[Diunx]

My friend wanted to ask you guys if Fleshlights are worth it?

 

[Clayton Endicott]

yeah man I used to use the tenga eggs:



Cleaning the nut out after you were done was some a whole other level of PNC....

https://c.tenor.com/bJ_MAUiyx7AAAAAd/tenor.gif

 

[BrehWyatt]

Nah cause I done used it three times today already

She might done goofed.