No lie, my sidepiece busted her boyfriend in non-harlem activities.....

[maxamusa]

Recently recruited a new lil side piece I've been seeing for a minute from work.

NGL she kinda busted

but she's an ABSOLUTE FREAK



Anyway she tells me that her sex life is 6 feet under with her boyfriend; and she just needs me to scratch the itch.

No problem....she tells him all the time that she's out with family or having girls night....whatever....the dude don't ever trip.


Anyway this freaky ass bytch got a lot of kinks and is into all sorts of toys and shyt.



She tell me she got this new type of CYBERPUNK futuristic dildo she wanna use in her culo for me


got buttons ....temperature settings....even squirts lube



So shorty leaves work early to go home and get it......



finds her boyfriend FACE DOWN in a pillow playing with her toy. She said she could hear the moaning all the way from the living room....even with some Nicki Minaj song blasting


She confronts breh and he confesses to her that it was the best nut he ever had. the toy is now his.




I'm disgusted hearing this story.




thinking about cutting this lil freaky bytch off

 

[Don Snow]

This gotta be a spin thread

 

[TEH]

@Mystic

 

[boogers]

OP i dunno if youre familiar with the term 'eskimo sisters' but you are an eskimo brother to this man

im not saying youre a homo by proxy but you might wanna get tested

 

[null]

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

OP i dunno if youre familiar with the term 'eskimo sisters' but you are an eskimo brother to this man

im not saying youre a homo by proxy but you might wanna get tested

Lol right

Ain't it hard to catch aids from vaginas tho?

 

[MrRDU]

OP i dunno if youre familiar with the term 'eskimo sisters' but you are an eskimo brother to this man

im not saying youre a homo by proxy but you might wanna get tested

Immediately

 

[Uchiha God]

Buy a House In Virginia through a proxy, brehs

 

[boogers]

Lol right

Ain't it hard to catch aids from vaginas tho?

its pretty hard to catch aids anyway, but i would assume theres less risk from vaginal sex given that the vagina lubricates itself and the anus does not. much more risk of tearing. dumb people think its a gay thing but dont blink at the thought of putting it in their girls pooper. personally i think anal sex is disgusting but whatever man. do you i guess. 2 inches away from heaven but you wanna get poop in your urethra.

youre gay if you put it in your girls butt in the first place. unless she wants you to

 

[Fresh]

OP get tested for EVERYTHING as far as STDs including the monster

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

OP i dunno if youre familiar with the term 'eskimo sisters' but you are an eskimo brother to this man

im not saying youre a homo by proxy but you might wanna get tested

EskiBROs

 

[Charlie Hustle]

 

[MustafaSTL]

I don’t think you all have caught the spin from another thread.

 

[Neuromancer]

I don’t think you all have caught the spin from another thread.

Which thread was it?

 

[MustafaSTL]

Which thread was it?

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/no-lie-my-girl-brought-me-a-sex-toy-and-i-said-id-never-use-one-in-my-life-but-i-just-used-it-and-that-mf-was-life-changing-the-pillows-were-but.1089489/