No lie, my sidepiece busted her boyfriend in non-harlem activities.....

[Neuromancer]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/no-lie-my-girl-brought-me-a-sex-toy-and-i-said-id-never-use-one-in-my-life-but-i-just-used-it-and-that-mf-was-life-changing-the-pillows-were-but.1089489/

Oh I had dude on Ignore.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Go get tested bro…

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Recently recruited a new lil side piece I've been seeing for a minute from work.

NGL she kinda busted

but she's an ABSOLUTE FREAK



Anyway she tells me that her sex life is 6 feet under with her boyfriend; and she just needs me to scratch the itch.

No problem....she tells him all the time that she's out with family or having girls night....whatever....the dude don't ever trip.


Anyway this freaky ass bytch got a lot of kinks and is into all sorts of toys and shyt.



She tell me she got this new type of CYBERPUNK futuristic dildo she wanna use in her culo for me


got buttons ....temperature settings....even squirts lube



So shorty leaves work early to go home and get it......



finds her boyfriend FACE DOWN in a pillow playing with her toy. She said she could hear the moaning all the way from the living room....even with some Nicki Minaj song blasting


She confronts breh and he confesses to her that it was the best nut he ever had. the toy is now his.




I'm disgusted hearing this story.




thinking about cutting this lil freaky bytch off

Aren’t you married with kids

 

[KFBF]

Aren’t you married with kids

What's the issue?

 

[Ducktales]

(Unless this a spin)

 

[O.T.I.S.]

OP i dunno if youre familiar with the term 'eskimo sisters' but you are an eskimo brother to this man

im not saying youre a homo by proxy but you might wanna get tested

Tunnel Buddies

 

[Dont@Me]

"no lie..."

... continues to lie