Dorian Breh
Veteran
... Brehs I can't w these peoples brehs...
So I'm at the gym putting some work in
Just cardio / crosstraining stuff tho because I'm sorta drunk and haven't slept in 48 hrs from the ephedra and I ain't tryna be a statistic
And this cac comes over
I can already tell this is going left cuz he's looking at me like he's gonna say some shyt
at the gym to another man he doesn't even know can't stand that shyt
But I figure he's gonna talk some shyt about my form or something and give me suggestions
So he gets over and he's like hey breh what's going on with your shins
At first I'm like
the fukk is this guy talking about my shins for but then I think about it 
So free game for you young virginal coli posters you gotta keep these hoes off ya neck.. Lot of important shyt going on in your neck and you don't want these succubi getting in the way of that.. Protect ya neck
Otherwise you could literally die at dinner with your loved ones as seen in this hilarious yet terrifying news story
Teen dies of stroke after love bite from his girlfriend causes blood clot to the brain
But sometimes these hoes really want to play they lil kissy kissy shyt
even knowing the risks and rather than fight about it I came up w a strategy which is to let em do the hickeys on other parts of my body 
it doesn't really do anything for me... but that's not really the point 
So this cac is asking about the hickeys on my shins I'm like idk breh that's how they look
He's like
you should go to the doctor breh that looks like a fungal infection of some sort
Like breh were you really just standing over there on WebMD checking out my shins?
The fukk...
But I don't want any static at the gym I go to a different gym when I'm finna kick some ass you feel me
So I'm like alright breh ya I'll go right after I'm done
He's like
you know fungal infections are highly contagious especially in a moist environment like a sweaty gym
At this point I just told him if you scared of fungal infections go to church not the gym and put my other headphone back in my ear
He spent like two minutes standing there like
while I'm tryna get back into my shyt
Then I see him go over to the desk at the front of the gym and talk to the cacette there
At this point my concentration is totally gone and the liquor is starting to swish around my stomach in an odd way so I throw in the towel and conclude my workout routine early
What the fukk brehs!!! These nosey cacs really out here ruining other people's cardiovascular health brehs!!
So I'm at the gym putting some work in
Just cardio / crosstraining stuff tho because I'm sorta drunk and haven't slept in 48 hrs from the ephedra and I ain't tryna be a statistic
And this cac comes over
I can already tell this is going left cuz he's looking at me like he's gonna say some shyt
at the gym to another man he doesn't even know can't stand that shytBut I figure he's gonna talk some shyt about my form or something and give me suggestions
So he gets over and he's like hey breh what's going on with your shins
At first I'm like
the fukk is this guy talking about my shins for but then I think about it So free game for you young virginal coli posters you gotta keep these hoes off ya neck.. Lot of important shyt going on in your neck and you don't want these succubi getting in the way of that.. Protect ya neck
Otherwise you could literally die at dinner with your loved ones as seen in this hilarious yet terrifying news story
Teen dies of stroke after love bite from his girlfriend causes blood clot to the brain
But sometimes these hoes really want to play they lil kissy kissy shyt
even knowing the risks and rather than fight about it I came up w a strategy which is to let em do the hickeys on other parts of my body it doesn't really do anything for me... but that's not really the point So this cac is asking about the hickeys on my shins I'm like idk breh that's how they look
He's like
you should go to the doctor breh that looks like a fungal infection of some sort Like breh were you really just standing over there on WebMD checking out my shins?
The fukk...
But I don't want any static at the gym I go to a different gym when I'm finna kick some ass you feel me
So I'm like alright breh ya I'll go right after I'm done
He's like
you know fungal infections are highly contagious especially in a moist environment like a sweaty gym At this point I just told him if you scared of fungal infections go to church not the gym and put my other headphone back in my ear
He spent like two minutes standing there like
while I'm tryna get back into my shytThen I see him go over to the desk at the front of the gym
and talk to the cacette there At this point my concentration is totally gone and the liquor is starting to swish around my stomach in an odd way so I throw in the towel and conclude my workout routine early
What the fukk brehs!!! These nosey cacs really out here ruining other people's cardiovascular health brehs!!
Hickeys on shins?
