most of the time, taking a dump is like clockwork. I usually do it around the same time every day.
but on some days there's nothin coming, and if there's one thing that'll make me all neurotic its not being able to take a shyt
I swear I get all these psychosomatic symptoms. I just feel horribly ill and backed up like my stomach is going to explode 
and that's just one day if i'm not able to (I can't begin imagine how bad i'd feel if it was TWO whole days )
that has to be one of the WOAT feelings, honestly. that constipation life ain't for me brehs
but on some days there's nothin coming, and if there's one thing that'll make me all neurotic its not being able to take a shyt
I swear I get all these psychosomatic symptoms. I just feel horribly ill and backed up like my stomach is going to explode and that's just one day if i'm not able to (I can't begin imagine how bad i'd feel if it was TWO whole days )that has to be one of the WOAT feelings, honestly. that constipation life ain't for me brehs