Not see a Hammerhead shark in the water

[PortCityProphet]

Sharks dont eeeen like human meat. You'll be straight long as you don't do nothing stupid in the water like move

 

[SoSoSlick]

Sharks dont eeeen like human meat. You'll be straight long as you don't do nothing stupid in the water like move

Yeah ok

 

[PortCityProphet]

Yeah ok

Funny. I've actually met that dude.
Sharks bite, they get a taste, and then bounce cause we taste funky to them

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

That’s absolutely Myrtle beach that shyt hole.

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

The Filipino chiefs and senior chiefs on my ship would have had that muthafukka in a pot.

 

[Pseudonym]

No one was paying that $20/hr rental for those chairs & umbrella


they’re all empty

 

[J.E.T.S]

I was hoping for some gore

 

[levitate]

Shark was just fukking with him.

 

[Afrodroid]

White people must taste terrible, shark was like

 

[Killer Instinct]

Shark attacks can be scary but its actually not deadly if you keep your head. Sharks panic if you manage to get a halfway decent grip around them, so old heads best bet would have been to wrap it up if it attacked. Fortunately for him, he wasn't on the menu for the day.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Shark was like the nikka in baby boy that took jody bike but gave it back to him

"Dont even want yo bike, cuzz"