Nothing ruins a relationship more than your broad going through your phone

[flea]

I swear to God this bout the 7th fukkkng time this broad goes through my phone and sees mischief going on I fukking hate people going through my phone. 9 times out of 10 if you look hard enough, you're gonna find something you won't like. It's like they look for that shyt when the relationship going smooth just to shake shyt up a bit. I'll admit I shouldn't of been sending someone else pictures of my meat but what the fukk? I ain't kissing that bytch, I ain't fukking that bytch, I ain't going out with that bytch.. I do all this with YOU! I'm a man, we can't help this shyt but atleast I'm being loyal

 

[Detroit Wave]

dont keep passwords on your tech in 2014 brehs

 

[flea]

dont keep passwords on your tech in 2014 brehs

I swear to god this chick is like a special agent. I think she just sees the pattern in which I move my thumbs and she figures it out one night I wake up and I see my phone was disable for a cotdamn hour. I fukked her up that night

 

[Remote]

7 times though?

A real dominican breh would have handled that from the jump.



Fallaste primo...
Parece que to prive mas en Miguel Cespedes que Tuberculo Gourmet

 

[Detroit Wave]

I swear to god this chick is like a special agent. I think she just sees the pattern in which I move my thumbs and she figures it out one night I wake up and I see my phone was disable for a cotdamn hour. I fukked her up that night

i change my passwords to all my shyt monthly

my PC, phone, tablet all get changed monthly. im talkin 16 character passwords with lower/upper case, numbers and symbols

 

[flea]

7 times though?

A real dominican breh would have handled that from the jump.



Fallaste primo...
Parece que to prive mas en Miguel Cespedes que Tuberculo Gourmet

It's her only flaw I genuinely dislike. She does this shyt way too much. Worst part is that it was a broad I ain't talk to in forever but now I'm sure she thinks I was talking to this broad daily

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

If she let's me see her full medical history and credit report then she can peruse through the S4 to her heart's content

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Bruh they got apps that hide pictures and messages with one tap.

 

[flea]

Teach me

 

[Flay Mayweather]

Teach me

Here you go

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

 

[Max Goonberg]

I swear to God this bout the 7th fukkkng time this broad goes through my phone and sees mischief going on I fukking hate people going through my phone. 9 times out of 10 if you look hard enough, you're gonna find something you won't like. It's like they look for that shyt when the relationship going smooth just to shake shyt up a bit. I'll admit I shouldn't of been sending someone else pictures of my meat but what the fukk? I ain't kissing that bytch, I ain't fukking that bytch, I ain't going out with that bytch.. I do all this with YOU! I'm a man, we can't help this shyt but atleast I'm being loyal

 

[ORDER_66]

Your an idiot for leaving incriminating evidence on your phone in the first place. True ninjas leave no prints.

 

[shutterguy]

Fingerprint and retina scanner on the S5, security is a must nowadays.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

You better read up on jail breaking and hiding your shyt. I don't even put a code on my phone because it's ALWAYS with me. If it's not and I KNOW it's in danger I'm locking/erasing it remotely with iCloud.