Carlos Huerta
Just keep my rep red
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Nothing Says U.S. Independence Like A Pregnant Lady Brawling In Ohio
For those of you who have never lived in Ohio, I can explain it to you thusly: in Mortal Kombat II Shang Tsung has this Fatality where he picks up his opponent and sucks out their soul, simply leaving a dried-out husk of what once a human being. Well, Ohio is essentially Shang Tsung and anyone who lives here long enough becomes that withered-up shell of a man/woman. This is why fights are pretty much a regular occurrence around here. No one has anything left to lose, and they're angry because of it. Seriously, I can go out to a bar on any given Saturday and see a fight. Or at the very least a near fight, full of chicken-necking and threats of knocking out teeth. Which sounds impressive until one takes into account the fragility of meth-teeth. Still, this is a good one, so let me add my two cents.
