Noticing a fat ass during a funeral unappreciation thread

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

It's like......you didn't WANT to.....you didn't INTEND to do it.....but it just happens

I'm up in there listening to the family members crying and wailing......tryna be somber with everyone else and rock the face......then I notice this sobbing chick walking up the aisle to her seat.....

Lil ma was cute, and she was lookin' thick as fukk

She was kinda sloppy thick (but not too sloppy).....I'm talkin' about those bytches who got a near average-size upper body, but shyt get wide from the waist down......lookin' like the mom from Dexter's Laboratory

I even went so far as to ask someone who she was, and they told me she was one of the cousins......then I caught myself, and did an internal to myself.....and I was STILL tryna get a good look at her for the rest of the morning.....that ass was plaguing my mind ......

Had to miss the burial because of that shyt.....I felt too guilty.....

If there's a hell, I'm going STRAIGHT to it

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Should've did this

 

[Heafcliffe]

Tough conundrum, juxtaposition, paradox... all dem shyts

 

[KinksandCoils]

 

[AJtheOne]

 

[aXiom]

I mean whoever in the coffin literally can't give a fukk.

Reproduction at funerals keeps the birth rate steady, don't wanna end up like Japan.

Ashes to ashes, nuts to bust

 

[Snoopy Loops]

I mean whoever in the coffin literally can't give a fukk.

Reproduction at funerals keeps the birth rate steady, don't wanna end up like Japan.

Ashes to ashes, nuts to bust

the fukk?

 

[Chief]

I mean whoever in the coffin literally can't give a fukk.

Reproduction at funerals keeps the birth rate steady, don't wanna end up like Japan.

Ashes to ashes, nuts to bust

 

[Still FloW]

id hit her with the

''sorry for your loss but can we make up for the lack of one family member by me putting a new seed in you'' .. ''my pullout game weak, so you know this baby coming''

 

[Kenpachi]

yo, I experienced this shyt today. Four thick broads in tiny black dresses in the front row. I had to keep looking down at the obituary so I wouldn't be caught staring at ass n titties during the service.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

yo, I experienced this shyt today. Four thick broads in tiny black dresses in the front row. I had to keep looking down at the obituary so I wouldn't be caught staring at ass n titties during the service.

You, too? Today?

Breh.......God was looking down on us today like

 

[Lefty Gunz]

 

[Klyk21]

No pics @I'm Billy FUCO!! ? Neg pending...your ass better still be there or you gon eat this NEG nikka

 

[ORDER_66]

janet tho.......

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Did it rain? Because if it didn't rain, ur family member went to hell.