Now He Still Try’s To Give Her A Facial After This

[F*ckthemkids]

So we're just gonna act like she has a father in her life?

for argument sake yes...I wanna see her catch a Roy Jones Jr. hook..

 

[Panthro11]

What kind of work does she have or expect to get in the future?


When I was young, like 13, when you really start jacking off, that shyt happened to me by accident

I was beating my meat in different positions at that point, but I was sitting down on the floor

I'm a pretty progressive guy, but even I had to say pause to myself

Literally

 

[Koba St]

That’s clearly a mentally ill woman

 

[MuzzyP]

What kind of work does she have or expect to get in the future?


When I was young, like 13, when you really start jacking off, that shyt happened to me by accident

I was beating my meat in different positions at that point, but I was sitting down on the floor

I'm a pretty progressive guy, but even I had to say pause to myself

I won't let you post this type of shyt alone brah.

Was about 14 or so, home alone, so you know what that meant.

Got my whole setup, dvd in player, towel lyin next to me, lotion at the ready.

Maaan, I bust so hard that shyt damn near hit the ceiling. Went up in a huge arc, and landed RIGHT in my damn eye.

Was almost ashamed, but was so impressed by the trajectory that it cancel the shameful feelings out.

Dear diary.

 

[DaPresident]

She loyal

 

[old pig]

She loyal

…only to her insanity.

 

[Panthro11]

I won't let you post this type of shyt alone brah.

Was about 14 or so, home alone, so you know what that meant.

Got my whole setup, dvd in player, towel lyin next to me, lotion at the ready.

Maaan, I bust so hard that shyt damn near hit the ceiling. Went up in a huge arc, and landed RIGHT in my damn eye.

Was almost ashamed, but was so impressed by the trajectory that it cancel the shameful feelings out.

Dear diary.

 

[MuzzyP]

Sean Michael's Up Your Ass #2 was on another level breh

 

[MaxBundles]

I would disown her if I was her dad cause wtf

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Thread went off the rails and beyond the Bushes off some of this shyt.

 

[drederick tatum]

"try's"?!

 

[old pig]

"try's"?!

you never had fly’s in your house?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

*tries

 

[Yaboysix]

What kind of work does she have or expect to get in the future?


When I was young, like 13, when you really start jacking off, that shyt happened to me by accident

I was beating my meat in different positions at that point, but I was sitting down on the floor

I'm a pretty progressive guy, but even I had to say pause to myself

Since we being real, shyt is hella normal,I do it often. Not on purpose tho.

Sometimes a brotha get a lil too excited.
Then comes the look of shame in the mirror with ya own babies on ya eye and lip.

 

[Fill Collins]

Since we being real, shyt is hella normal,I do it often. Not on purpose tho.

Sometimes a brotha get a lil too excited.
Then comes the look of shame in the mirror with ya own babies on ya eye and lip.

You know what they say, better mine than yours