I know what you're thinking: is that a push-up bra...for my balls? The answer is yes. The Ball Lifter was designed to lift and embellish your package without pumps, pills, or other male member enhancement quackery. It's an all-natural bulge builder. A jock strap for protrusion. They say the Ball Lifter is pretty comfy too, with a soft elastic band to lift and cradle your balls, which in turn push the middle man forward.
But the Ball Lifter isn't just about vanity and making ladies think you have a giant python in your pants. Wearing it is also a safety precaution that can protect your balls from injury. Amazon reviewer Bill Lunsford gives it 5 stars "because it keeps my nuts up front. I bought it because I always sit on my nuts and it hurts like hell. This thing solves that problem for me very nicely."
As for those who just want some extra attention from the maids and the envy of every merchant at the next Ren Faire, rest assured that most men who bought the Ball Lifter for pure aesthetics have good things to report too. According to Jay, "If you want what this thing advertises, then order away! I put this on with some linen pants one day and went to the mall with my wife. Caught women of all kinds looking at me and enjoying the view."
*can be purchased on Amazon
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