Nutting fast/early in some good p*ssy unappreciation thread

[NigerianDonDada]

I know I'm not the only n*gga that been in some good p*ssy that had a n*gga go Smashed a few girls in my past that threw that ass back doggy that had me like luckily I can go another round quickly.

Big Booty hoes is a n*gga weakness ain't going to front.

 

[EQ.]

You36inaKarateClass or Buckeye Fever solved this problem awhile ago in a thread on sohh.

 

[EQ.]

"say girl, quit acting scary"

Girl: I'm not scared, you ain't bout to do shyt

Me: here, hold this *hands her a pill*

Girl: what's this? Ecstasy?

Me: Nah, its cyanide

Girl:

Me: its a pill to commit suicide. Youre gonna want it when I'm tearing that shyt up, I don't think you'll be able to take it

Girl:

Aight let's see what you working with

*get to the crib*

*hits it from the back ferociously for 3-5 minutes, let's out a moan like prince and falls out*

Girl: nygga Wtf you said you were bout to destroy me?

Me: I was.....but your stuff just felt so good, im not used to that. I need an adjustment period to acclimate myself to that level of quality

Girl

Me: *turns away and

FELLAS, we can't lose brehs

 

[EQ.]

me: im gon fukk the shiit outta you.

her:

bring it, because im ready boy

*sticks it in once and immediately backs out*

me: time out! time out!

(while makin timeout signal ala chris webber)

"damn, where u get this pus$y from!

I already KNOW i aint gon last long!"

Her:

Me:

*fukks intensely for 1 minute and cums*

her:

Me: i got that ass next time. Now i know what im up against. Never had pus$y so good before. Get ready.

 

[Dat Migo]

Doggy is my weak point

 

[EQ.]

Say brehs, I pulled the okey doke on a chick this weekend

Were in the club, I walk by this fine ass girl and kick the shyt out of her ankle

Girl: Damn, watch where you going, you could at least say excuse me

Me: my bad boo, these boots are a size 14, I'm always stepping on somebody. My apologies

Girl: ok, its cool

*15 minutes later, I walk by the same girl and wipe me hand in between her booty cheeks*

Girl: got Damn n*gga that's disrespectful

Me: I'm so sorry, its not my fault

*lifts up hand*

Me: my hands are 9 inches long boo. I'm always touching something on accident. I'm so sorry

Girl: Damn boy, you got some big ass hands and feet.

Me: well you know what they say

how bout we get outta here so I don't step on you again

Girl: cool

*30 minutes later we at the crib*

Me: go ahead and take a shower boo, I know that weave attracted a lot of sweat

Girl: cool

*she washes up, comes out looking

Me: Aight, let me go ahead and shower, I don't want you tasting all this sodium

Girl: laugh:

*puts on some Luther vandross before I go in the bathroom*

*singing off key in the shower*

*steps back in the room butt naked, the record stops*

Girl: hold up, that's it?

Me: fukk it, you already here now. Just don't count me on your tally when you mention how many dudes you slept with

Girl: *pops lips* whatever, let's just get it over with

Me: I'm way ahead of you

 

[Houston911]

You36inaKarateClass or Buckeye Fever solved this problem awhile ago in a thread on sohh.

:dap:

im bout to pull that stunt again tonight. it works every time

 

[NigerianDonDada]

at these posts

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

I just regroup for a couple tics n go right back up in dat p*ssy. No prollems.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

dave chappelle said it perfectly here at the 50 sec mark on
Huge Rugby Hits 2 - YouTube

If i come it was Right on time!

 

[twan83]

at these posts

her: Ive heard about you especially from my girl
me: Is that so
her: I want you now papi
me:
her: dont stop its so great papi
5 mins later
me:
her: wtf are you seriously done
me: well it happens to the best of us
her: ugh
me: :guess you walking home cuz im tired lol

 

[BallGame]

"Guess you walking home" lmaooo

 

[disbig]

These post hilarious

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

What's to unappreciate? If it was with a jumpoff you got yours, so fukk that bytch. What's she gonna do? Tell???

Let her.

 

[SubLyminalz]

her: Ive heard about you especially from my girl
me: Is that so
her: I want you now papi
me:
her: dont stop its so great papi
5 mins later
me:
her: wtf are you seriously done
me: well it happens to the best of us
her: ugh
me: :guess you walking home cuz im tired lol

similar to what i did but i made the bytch catch the bus